To think our window cleaners are piss taking imbeciles?

[geordiemacminx]

Last week the came round - it was absolutely lashing down - so I told them not to worry about cleaning our windows, the halfwits have just knocked on the door wanting water to start our windows... ITS PITCH FECKING BLACK outside... window cleaning by braille or what?

Our window cleaners knocked on the door wanting £24 we only live in a terrace with two windows I nearly fainted but apparently we had not paid in 6 weeks lol.

My window cleaner only ever seems to come to my house when it's sunny BUT always the day before it's forecast to rain!!! As son as the windows are clean they're dirty again!!

Our now ex-window cleaner came round one evening asking for £6 for cleaning the windows. When I asked him when he'd cleaned them, he said that afternoon. Since I'd been in all afternoon and hadn't seem him cleaning them and since the windows still had dirty marks on them, I questioned him about this, as you would . He then went in a huge strop, walked off (without getting any money, I hasten to add) and hasn't been back since.
I think that tkaes the biscuit for piss taking imo