I'm not saying I just walk up to strangers and make fun of them, or harass people leaving church. But I'm not going to sugar coat how fucking stupid it is to model your life after a fictional book, written by men, 2000 years ago and then cherry pick which parts of the book you will abide by, and which you'll totally ignore.
For instance:
"the gays are an abomination who deserve death" Yeah totally, we hate the queers at Mississippi Southern Cousin Fucking Congregation of God.
"Sell your daughters into sexual slavery, but get a fair price". Uh, well they probably just meant that figuratively or something. That line's just meant to skim over.
"Love your neighbor as yourself". well ok that one sounds reasonable.
"If a man commits adultery, surely both shall be put to death". Should I murder my neighbor myself here? or farm this out to the mob?
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.".....hmmm, not sure this one will be popular here on mumsnet, let's pretend it's not in the Bible.
"Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior."......You ladies are all submit to your hubbies right? I know I do because I'm a 'good Christian'. Surely not getting any crazy ideas about thinking or doing anything for yourself I hope.