when a few rough tweaks of my nipple doesn't turn my into a raging sex goddess?

[ca7439]

My dh is usually quite affectionate and can be very considerate in the bedroom department but he seems to be slipping into this new technique.
Picture the scene if you will,
you are lying in bed asleep when this hand reaches over and roughly tweaks your nipple and then low and behold you are filled with lust....
or not!!!!
Since bf 2 kids to be honest tweaking does nothing for me!!!
Is it just me?

Maybe you need to buy a harp

at the harp playing with nipples (im still secretly confused!)

Could you retaliate by waiting til he is asleep and twisting his bollocks?

Yeah that's a good one with the bollocks.
The other good foreplay in his eyes is a bit of dry humping... then he looks you in the eye and says "what's up, don't you want it?"
hmmmm.... not really especially after that intro!

HEHE im so glad its not just moi who has this .....i actually started singing one time he did it .....y u singing? he retorted you will wake the kids(as he does exagerated yawn)'ohhh' says i 'i thought i was the radio you were tuning in'-yip it bugs me too grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

pmsl

cd you are funny

OMG, my dh would get a slap if he woke me up by "tweaking" my nipples. I'd be tempted to wait till he was asleep and tweat his nipples bac, then fart and put both our heads under the cover and ask if it turned him on.

pmsl at you sushi
don't get me started on the farting and pulling cover over your head.
What is it with blokes and these horrible habits
Worst part is after a few minutes of nipple tweaking he says "Give us a blow job then love"
WTF??????

dh and I watched a sex therapy programme last night and the couple had to give each other points out of ten.
So when dh decided to wake me at 2am I gave him 2 out of ten for bad timing and he gave me -2 out of ten for not doing anything.

ca your hubs actually says it?? mr dipps tries to push my head towards the area ....i think i shall use countess draculas advice ....

i once told my ex that i found someone kissing me on the kneck really arousing.

low and behold a day or so later he rolls in from teh pub drunk, i am at the sink cleaning the deep fryer out so grease up to my armpits. he comes up behind me and starts licking at my ear and kneck like some deranged puppy.
when i asked him to bugger off he looked confused "but you told me it turned you on"

why do men just not understand.

i mean gys get turned on by the idea of a blow job but if we whipped his nob out in the middle of sainsbo's i doubt he would rise to teh occasion.

time and place and all that

(d)h hasnt tried it since the night i had him within 3 seconds of death by strangulation

jesus Dipps...that's awful. Can he not speak?

oooo, just thought of another one...
Fancy a suck?

Errrr, no thanks....

You could get a massive strap on dildo and next time he tweaks your nipples in your sleep leap up screaming OH MY GOD THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY, strap it on and DEMAND that he gets on all fours....

rofl countess
Any ideas where I can get one?

dp always squeezes my nipples, really hard, through my clothes and says to me, you up for it tonight babe? Just as he is on his way to work!! Yeah, like thats going to have me floating on a cloud of lust all day awaiting his return. Sometimes i think he wonders why i haven't donned a little mini skirt (his thing, which i cant understand, im size 18!) and walking aroung pantiless after that morning grope.

freak!

I think if you googled "massive strap on dildo" you might get some results

dh jokingly says " do you want to play hide the sausage" ?
Yeah, right, oooh I'm fantasising already. What a turn on, that is ?

or "shove piggy shove" - has the same effect - just makes me raise eyes up to the sky.

I like it when my wife gives my nudger a chinese burn.

It's only a rough tweak that works now, they're so hardened a gentle caress is wasted.