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Important tips we might not know.

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girlfriend44 · 20/01/2023 10:33

There are social tariffs for broadband and water if your on some benefits.
If you have Plantar Facilitis a Cortisone injection can be given free at the doctors and helps relieve the pain.
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allyb1 · 22/01/2023 14:06

32 pages of side splitting laughter and this topped it off nicely. Can't believe nobody mentioned this sooner 😂

allyb1 · 22/01/2023 14:07

IcakedefargeIam · 22/01/2023 11:21

Hang on...

If you're stranded in the Arctic and have to kill a polar bear for food, DON'T eat it's liver - at times it can contain so much Vitamin A that it could kill you.

You attack a polar bear and it's its liver that's going to kill you?

Good to know, thank you.

Should have added the quote...!

Pushmepullu · 22/01/2023 14:09

If you don’t want your husband to file for divorce, don’t read out tips you saw on MN!

Emotionalsupportviper · 22/01/2023 14:46

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/01/2023 11:34

Well considering so many people don't know what the liver looks like , I'd hedge my bets that it'll have ample time to sharpen its claws and flail you before you've opened at page 127 of Easy Polar Bear Anatomy For Novices

I must have the second edition. It's on page 138 of mine - course I got the "pop-up" edition with the "colour the entrails by numbers" option.

Apparently the third edition has an extra 3-D "Lungs 'n' Lights" section*, but I wasn't going to shell out for another copy. Not when I've got all of those sled dogs to feed.

*This has both polar bear lungs'n'lights AND human lungs'n'lights so that if any arctic explorer finds some random viscera lying on the ice, they will know whether to feed them to the dogs or bury them with great respect.

Emotionalsupportviper · 22/01/2023 14:46

Plbrookes · 22/01/2023 11:36

15 pints of Guinness for breakfast??? Could I do 8 pints and one weetabix?

Lightweight!

😁

Doodleboodle · 22/01/2023 15:00

blueshoes · 20/01/2023 22:16

Still on the subject of paywalls, if the paywall works on the basis that you have a number of free articles per month and you have used up, the quota access that site from another device like your work laptop or dp/dc's phone. The free articles are per device so you can rotate around.

but this is stealing! Typically from journalists or those who (a few years ago) made a living through print (now online). You are ruining the livelihoods of those who write or publish for a living. The arts/writers are so under attack. Would you hack a lawyer, an accountant, your own job, or that of other professionals?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/01/2023 15:02

Emotionalsupportviper · 22/01/2023 14:46

I must have the second edition. It's on page 138 of mine - course I got the "pop-up" edition with the "colour the entrails by numbers" option.

Apparently the third edition has an extra 3-D "Lungs 'n' Lights" section*, but I wasn't going to shell out for another copy. Not when I've got all of those sled dogs to feed.

*This has both polar bear lungs'n'lights AND human lungs'n'lights so that if any arctic explorer finds some random viscera lying on the ice, they will know whether to feed them to the dogs or bury them with great respect.

Those pop up books are a bugger to negotiate when you're wearing thick mittens (I knew gloves would've been easier but , oh no mittens are better 'cos your fingers keep each other warmer ) . Add on trying to wrangle your husky crew , who don't want to be a Polar Bear's Starter ..........

If only there was a handy guide on line , like those Haynes Manuals for Artic Offal rather than an Austin Princess 1975

JudgeRinderonTinder · 22/01/2023 15:12

Doodleboodle · 22/01/2023 15:00

but this is stealing! Typically from journalists or those who (a few years ago) made a living through print (now online). You are ruining the livelihoods of those who write or publish for a living. The arts/writers are so under attack. Would you hack a lawyer, an accountant, your own job, or that of other professionals?

going incognito works

Kamia · 22/01/2023 16:30

vera99 · 22/01/2023 08:19

Crusty aged scabs are not only tasty and but also allow you the illicit thrill of testing self-cannabalism in a safe manner.

😑

CousinKrispy · 22/01/2023 16:32

There are two other binturong fans on this thread!!!!

Riverlee · 22/01/2023 16:49

Is it a coincidence that the advert on my side bar is advertising travel insurance for a winter trip? Arctic circle here I come!

Riverlee · 22/01/2023 16:52

@CousinKrispy

Just had to loop up binturong, expecting it to be an obscure Japanese cartoon or item of clothing, for example. Didn’t expect to be a cute, cuddly (probably not in real life) animal.

Important tips we might not know.
SinisterIslandRoundabout · 22/01/2023 17:04

Robyn847 · 21/01/2023 12:47

Don't eat yellow snow.

@Robyn847 surely yellow snow is ok for vegetarians just not for vegans?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/01/2023 17:38

Riverlee · 22/01/2023 16:52

@CousinKrispy

Just had to loop up binturong, expecting it to be an obscure Japanese cartoon or item of clothing, for example. Didn’t expect to be a cute, cuddly (probably not in real life) animal.

They look a bit fierce'n'bitey but apparently they smell like popcorn !

FayCarew · 22/01/2023 17:40

I've binturong once or twice

Giggorata · 22/01/2023 18:00

I do NOT recommend this, but my mother used to deliver a stinging slap on the leg whilst ripping off any plasters I had… it is true, I didn’t feel it.

Roxy69 · 22/01/2023 18:12

If you hate cleaning the fridge, line the shelves with an old tea towel. Change and wash whenever. I presume it also works in freezer drawers.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 22/01/2023 18:44

Binturongs are Carnivores, but not carnivorous. So you'd be much safer cuddling one than trying to hug a bear. And could probably safely eat its liver - but please don't.

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · 22/01/2023 18:46

I do that with the veg drawers, @Roxy69 but hadn't considered extending it to the shelves.

Although, doesn't it interfere with visibility?

mamabear715 · 22/01/2023 18:48

@Roxy69 - that is sheer genius.. would like to stay & chat longer but got 2 fridge freezers to sort.. :-)

Everyonehasavoice · 22/01/2023 18:51

MrsRinaDecker · 22/01/2023 13:26

Got this one from a thread on here:
If your curtains come down over the top of your radiator, tuck them into it instead, the heat will stay in the room instead of escaping out the window. I wasn’t sure it would work but my bedroom is definitely warmer.

Tin foil behind a radiator also keeps the heat in the room.
Ps. These days radiators are best on internal walls.

Riverlee · 22/01/2023 19:11

In a heatwave, open your loft hatch. Heat rises, so it helps the heat to escape.

ComeTheSpringLobelia · 22/01/2023 19:24

Roxy69 · 22/01/2023 18:12

If you hate cleaning the fridge, line the shelves with an old tea towel. Change and wash whenever. I presume it also works in freezer drawers.

I use stackable clear plastic fridge shelves with lids. Bought from amazon recently when i was having a massive housekeeping crisis and I love them.

Before that I would clean a single fridge shelf every day. i have a horror of mouldy food so this worked. I have 2 side shelves; three main fridge shelves and a vegetable pull out trays and cleaning a single shelf or tray a day meant the entire fridgde is cleaned on rotation every 6 days. For me it was a gamechanger.

Nonibaloni · 22/01/2023 19:29

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/01/2023 17:38

They look a bit fierce'n'bitey but apparently they smell like popcorn !

Have lost track of my name changes cause this thread is so long and I don’t think I can filter by my posts.

anyway they do smell like buttery popcorn really really strongly, it’s weird cause it’s a strong as cat piss but nice. The one at Edinburgh zoo looks like an old brush, in no way fearsome (or moving).

Emotionalsupportviper · 22/01/2023 19:38

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 22/01/2023 15:02

Those pop up books are a bugger to negotiate when you're wearing thick mittens (I knew gloves would've been easier but , oh no mittens are better 'cos your fingers keep each other warmer ) . Add on trying to wrangle your husky crew , who don't want to be a Polar Bear's Starter ..........

If only there was a handy guide on line , like those Haynes Manuals for Artic Offal rather than an Austin Princess 1975

There is definitely a gap in the market for such a guide. One with an anti-snowstorm index.

I agree that the mittens (and even the gloves) make turning the pages (and colouring in) a bit of a nightmare. I usually use a polar bear claw to separate them. I wonder if they've brought a "scratch-and-sniff" one out yet? Might be easier to find the right page as long as you can nasally distinguish between liver, spleen and gall bladder etc.