To be craving a CF parking/ similar thread?

[EsmeSusanOgg]

Preferably with MS paint diagrams.

Anyone have any good tales to satisfy this desire?

Just me!? Damn.

I’m sure one of the many trolls can make something up for you.

Yeah...but that's boring. Oh well!

Just make one up, that's what everyone else does.

Looks like you’ve got two for the price of one here.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4712186-parked-in-neighbours-drive-without-permission

Yes, just make one up. Most of them are made up anyway. Make sure you have a hunky brother or a hilarious teenage son though.