to want people to just give me things

[Twiglett]

if you have a holiday cottage somewhere exotic, phone me up and offer it to me

g'wan

I'm nice

But what if the cottages owner had a dc called lolita?

oh not things like a kiss

expensive things

This is a good idea. I'd like a new kitchen if anyone's got one going spare.

I've got two screaming snot smeared girls I've just decided I dont want any more. Collection only. Actually no, I'll deliver them.

Doesn't even have to be somewhere exotic for me, I'm not fussy!

I'm nice too.

a larger living room and kitchen would be nice.
A MIL who is nice???

I'm not nice at all and I dont want any more things in my house because sooner or later they would need wiping down with a damp cloth.
Am I on the wrong thread?