He is watching some cricket game on Telly. A Ground Breaking Television Event where the players are hooked up to microphones and can talk to the commentator [zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]
Anyway, he snapped at me a couple of times(rather loudly and rudely) when I made a teeeeeny tiny comment that made him not hear what the player was saying ... I think I said something like "Who's winning"
So I flounced (as you do) with my large glass of wine onto MN.
So 10 minutes later our neighbour has turned up "Thought DH wouldn't mind if I watched the game with him"
So I gave him a beer and he is now talking his way through the whole game so DH can't hear anything ... I can actually feeeeel DH's pissed offness
And I am sitting in peace lurking on MN with my large glass of wine and sniggering ...
Serves him right, the twonk.