To think men spend so much time on the loo!

[shilohsmum]

What is it with men taking so long on the loo? DH can be in there for a good half hour and my dad is the same ... I'm in and out in 5 minutes! Obviously I know what's going on in there but why the need to just sit there (on their phones) for ages once business is done!! Seriously grosses me out, and seems so flagrant?

To get some alone time.

Alone time?! Fuck me is that just a bloke thing

Never understand it. Gross. And not v good for old bowel…

Leisure poos - I don't get it either but DH, DS (12) and DS (4) all the same. I'm still working on trying to figure it out

^Usually it’s it’s phone related..

Sometimes its just quiet time and i’m reading or watching something inane on youtube.

Sometimes i’m yanking nasal and ear hairs.

Some poo’s take longer than others.

Three women in our house and it’s the only space i get to myself at times.

I’ve never mentioned the four hour baths, 2 hour showers, hair dye days of backwards and forwards, etc…. But i get grief when i spend 20 mins on the loo. We have more than 1 too.

I reckon many of them are doing something other than the purpose of being in the loo. In fact I'm convinced of it. Especially when they bring their phone for pornhub