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…to think you can’t have a Gingerbread PERSON?!

131 replies

NellesVilla · 02/12/2022 21:09

Lighthearted-ish.

Now I know there are more important issues to contend with, but honestly…

Bloody Sainsbury’s acting like twats calling a Gingerbread Man a Gingerbread Person. How utterly ridiculous is this, and who on earth came up with this? I’m hoping this batshit employee was fired shortly after. Why? What was the point?

I am fuming- absolutely incandescent with rage- and the children are crying (not mine as I don’t have any).

OP posts:
goodmorningsunny · 03/12/2022 07:33

If you think about it a different way it might allow more imaginative play for kids if they can imagine the little figure as a girl?

ScrabbleChamp64 · 03/12/2022 07:44

This is not new. Gingerbread people have been around for at least 10 years possibly longer!

OlympicProcrastinator · 03/12/2022 08:09

I’m shaking and crying over it.

Also outraged. And I screamed at it when I saw one.

DomenicaAllesandra · 03/12/2022 08:18

tunnocksreturns2019 · 02/12/2022 22:13

But this is the real conundrum, yes?

Call my sense of humour dark, but that cartoon properly made me laugh!

DomenicaAllesandra · 03/12/2022 08:19

*your cartoon

ODFOx · 03/12/2022 08:49

I like to use a cutter with legs akimbo, then once baked you can turn them round and ice them into reindeer faces. Gingerbread men/people in fancy dress or gingerbread reindeer?



KarmaStar · 03/12/2022 08:53

Offs is nobody tired of all this crap?

Lycanthropology · 03/12/2022 09:06

Did you know...
The first known instance of gingerbread men was Elizabeth I gaving visiting dignitaries gingerbread likenesses of themselves as gifts.

unsureatthispoint · 03/12/2022 09:11

YANBU OP

luxxlisbon · 03/12/2022 09:14

Such a non issue.

immergeradeaus · 03/12/2022 09:17

I actually used 'gingerbread person' in Greggs once - not trying to be tactful or anything, just because I dunno - I don't assume male is default.

The checkout guy then congratulated me for being inclusive, saw I was wearing a Harry Potter lanyard and recommended some alternative magic stories with a 'less problematic author'.

Since then I've opted for the pink jammy doughnut, as I generally want something to eat with my coffee, rather than an exploration of my values.

PortiasBiscuit · 03/12/2022 09:17

and Jellybabies are SO fucking ageist..

DesertIslandCondiment · 03/12/2022 09:27

PortiasBiscuit · 03/12/2022 09:17

and Jellybabies are SO fucking ageist..

😂

I'll say Gingerbread Men.

& the green man probably.

DesertIslandCondiment · 03/12/2022 09:30

Please tell me Father Christmas is still a man, I love the Kurt Russell version.

CatchYouOnTheFlippetyFlop · 03/12/2022 09:39

Gingerbread person, I can get on board with. But if they start giving them blue icing for hair, and call them non-binary breads, there'll be hell to pay 😆

CourtneeLuv · 03/12/2022 10:37

I feel sorry for people that get offended over a biscuit.

NellesVilla · 03/12/2022 10:44

I just had no idea that the name had been tampered with, and thought it was yet another ridiculously woke batshit thing we’re all expected to adhere to! I love Gingerbread Men and am hungry now!

OP posts:
Peashoots · 03/12/2022 10:50

Op I’m with you. Of course not offended but did roll my eyes. It’s just silly and pandering to politically correct hand wringing. Nobody gives a shit how a gingerbread man identifies so why change it?

AnneTwackie · 03/12/2022 10:54

I will not be buying any until there’s also a blondebread person and an Afrobread person. Discusting.

bloodyeverlastinghell · 03/12/2022 10:54

Coralpop · 02/12/2022 21:29

Gingerbread torsos would be better for my diet

People would blame shrinkflation and be seething about that too. I did get a headless one once. Perhaps it identified as French nobility.

Tirrrrred · 03/12/2022 10:57

I'm my with you op.

Gingerbread Man and Snowman here!!

Mamette · 03/12/2022 11:12

AnneTwackie · 03/12/2022 10:54

I will not be buying any until there’s also a blondebread person and an Afrobread person. Discusting.

Well some red-headed people don’t like being called ginger (I am one) and the biscuits aren’t real people so I think the safest term to go with would be auburnbread humanoid Sounds delicious right?

DesertIslandCondiment · 03/12/2022 12:00

Tirrrrred · 03/12/2022 10:57

I'm my with you op.

Gingerbread Man and Snowman here!!

I'm certainly not offended either way and I don't care what the shops call them but yes to:

Gingerbread Man
Snowman
Green Man
Etc

Tirrrrred · 03/12/2022 16:01

I still say Milk Man, Police Man, Postman, Bin Man. It's a habit.

Moomoola · 03/12/2022 16:05

Shodan · 02/12/2022 21:44

Run, run, with extreme exertion
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread person
This is the new version
Was gingerperson's assertion

Genius!

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