This is totally light hearted but fml
Five week old baby, she's just had a feed and was ready to go back to sleep after taking ages of fussing and well being a baby so popped her back in her bed as her eyes were closing then BAM! The dreaded poop explosion sound so I got up to see she was asleep but obviously can't leave her in a poo nappy so got her up and tried to change her as gently and quietly as possible but nope everywhere, needs a full change and now she's back to being wide awake.
Send help and coffee!