Light hearted - who would you like a special place in hell reserved for?

[KimberleyClark]

For me it’s people who drape their hair over the back of their plane seat. Takes obliviousness to other people to a whole new level.

My mother - but she's probably there already 😀

On one of my PGCE placements I moved all the girls so they were sitting together, not spread out.

On my other placement there were only boys in the two GCSE classes I taught.

It's talked about on teaching forums as a behaviour management technique.

It's been discussed on here before.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/3351598-Well-behaved-girls-socialising-challenging-boys-at-primary-school

People who parked in disabled spots without a badge.

People who throw rubbish out of their car.

People who leave those silver gas cannisters everywhere.

People who say Pacific instead of specific, or generally instead of genuinely 😡😡😡

My wife's birth mother.
My wife died in the summer...she didn't care at all and still doesn't. However my wife wanted her to make up with her other estranged daughter and now I see them playing happy families again with the daughters child and her other grandchild is now the ignored one. It's passed on and I hate her for not bothering..just wanted to know how my wife died.

People who are nasty and spiteful to and about others, with no provocation and about things that don't effect them in the least.
And special teams of imps to prod them with pitch forks if they also use the phrase "Well I'm entitled to my opinion".

The spatially unaware. I do country walks and trails a lot (so often single track), often alone, and what always happens to me is i see a family/couple etc. stopped up ahead, having a drink/rest or something then as soon as I draw level, they set off again, so we're now walking on top of each other. If i stop, i always have a quick glance behind before setting off and if someone is there, let them pass and get ahead. Like joining traffic! It makes me feel like i've crept up on them and am trying to join them 😂Awkward bit of small talk and shuffling then i'm forced to either stop myself or do a speed walk to get ahead and look like a waddling duck. Might give in one day and just join someone's family outing.

Be aware of your surroundings! I try to stomp up like an elephant to let them know i'm there but doesn't always work!

People who have been lucky enough not to face the struggles (health/financial/personal etc) that others are going through but talk as though the reason they've not had these issues is their superior planning/parenting skills and offer unsolicited advice on this basis. Eg- Parents of autistic children just need to be stricter to avoid meltdowns/I don't have takeaways and I own a 6 bed house so if poor people want to buy their own house they just need to stop buying takeaways etc

People who park badly/illegally outside school to avoid having to walk a little bit further. I can't believe that they ALL have mobility problems/DC with additional needs etc and it makes it really dangerous for other drivers and pedestrians who have to try to manoeuvre around them.

Quite.

Also, no, you don't always sit here. We can tell, because at the moment I'm sitting here. What? Sorry - I don't see why knowing the guvnor's name and having your own tankard behind the bar entitles you to evict another customer from a seat. But - as you've brought it up - having your own inscribed tankard behind the bad and, what's worse, referring to it as a 'tankard' at all, is all sorts of naff, and I knew we were in trouble when you came in and hailed the barman with a cheery 'Good morrow, mein host!' Actually, I am going to let you have this barstool, and I'm going to sit just over there where I can see and hear you, because I now consider you the evening's entertainment. Nice tweed waistcoat, by the way.

Ah, I see you've met Big Terence. He assures me he drives better after a few pints.

I was on a plane recently and the woman in front of me started tying up her really long hair and the hair was going over the back of her chair into my space!! 😒

I don't usually wear makeup but I have a meeting in London and I want to look a smart for it. I'm planning to put my makeup on towards the end of the journey. (I have very dry skin, can only use sheer/cream formulas, my makeup won't survive a commute and long train journey).

Will people wish me incinerated, and why?

@MorrisZapp it wouldn't bother me!! I'd be glancing your way for some tips😁

Companies who in 2022 don't have online forms and still insist on paper forms

People who lean with their back on the central pole in tube carriages, thereby preventing anyone else from holding onto the pole.

The pole is a communal resource.

That's a brilliantly specific humph. Most admirable.

While I'm here....people who insist - at length and citing completely unconvincing reasons - that there's a right and a wrong way to put a toilet roll on an holder.

My feeling here is that life is too short, but an eternity in the fires of hell is not long enough.

While I'm here....people who insist - at length and citing completely unconvincing reasons - that there's a right and a wrong way to put a toilet roll on an holder.

I've read the entire thread, and was congratulating myself for escaping the entire imps/pitchforks deal. Now, though ..... 😧

Says someone who has never used an outside toilet.

Then you have to hang it one way or you risk wiping your arse with spiders.

People have mixed feelings about this one, but I am very clear on it - there is a special place in hell reserved for people who redline their aeroplane seats.

Which way?

People at musicals (especially West End ones that cost a fortune) who sing along to allllll the songs. I did not pay £100s to listen to your out of tune warbling. In the finale, when everyone’s on their feet, fair enough. Otherwise, pipe down!

Oooh the refusing to reverse! When I was very very heavily pregnant with twins this happened to me. Ordinarily I would have got cross but still reversed. I got hormonal deepest, darkest red mist. The other driver got out of his car and started effing and blinding at me, hoping - I assume- to intimidate me, even though he was two cars in while I was about thirty cars in. I literally can’t really remember what happened but next thing I knew, I too was out of the car (which cannot have happened easily or gracefully) shrieking back like a huge insane hippo. At the sight of my huge froth-mouthed form, he hurried back into his car and reversed 😂😂

😂😂😂😂 Yes!!!

@Flippppppp yes! Happened when I went to see Les Mis, child in audience loudly sang along to Castle on a cloud, while parents smiled indulgently....

Awful. Just awful. I took my kids to Wicked recently and grown adults did it. Blew my mind. Just no.

Susie Green and her ilk.