Anyone ever have small accidental things happen where you think, how the hell did I manage that?
I have to share my absolute conker from this evening....
I was making dinner after I had a bath (baby projectile vomited on both himself and me) I had pj's on, no bra.
I was putting leftover rice in the tupperware, and I somehow....fuck knows how, caught my tit in it.
I didn't think it was possible! But I suppose 10 stone weightloss, and breast feeding can do that to you!
My husband is really not amused, I think its hilarious, hours after! The dancing around the kitchen shouting Ow, ow out of the way.