To not want to see right up someone's fanjo in a dressing room?

[VoluptuaGoodshag]

I'm fine with communal changing rooms, in fact I prefer them to squeezing into a single cubicle. But am I being a total prude when at the gym, after drying off, one female who is facing everyone, puts one leg up on the bench (she is totally naked btw) and starts larding body lotion on!! You could see her entire flabathea, not just the hairy bits.

Well in my gym changing rooms there was a rather, admittedly attractive, woman standing way in everyones eyeline topless (nothing wrong with that, but wait for it....), wearing a thong and thigh high leather dominatrix style boots.

Wouldn't have even noticed her if she had just been drying her hair topless in her thong, it was the addition of the leather fetish footwear which was somewhat disconcerting

I'm still roffling at tissy's dd!

< flashes flowery pants and runs away >

HMC ... bisexual at the very least

Soooo, there you go, PC people. Lezzers do tout for business in gyms

Got another story about as humiliating as Aimsmums......

When I was doing my A levels I had a cleaning job at the only gym in my very small town. One particular afternoon I was cleaning the mirrors in the changing rooms when a woman doing the fanjo rub with her back to me turned round and it was my old maths teacher. OMG she was in such a hurry to put her knickers back on she nearly fell over and I went such a shade of puce that it took me about a week to return to normal colour. I was such a cow I told all my mates about it and those who were doing A level maths never failed to snigger for the remaining 12 months of their course. Poor cow - bet she never did that again

Maybe the woman with the boots had those really horrible horny toes with yellow crumbling nails that she couldn't bring herslef to show off to the rest of the changing room? (madamez feeling vindictive and wanting to send you all off to bed with cheesy foot-fungus nightmares )

i don;t understand why people don't get dressed before drying their hair/doing their make up. it just doesn't make sense to me.

PMSL at this thread and i've got tears in my eyes i've been laughing so much!
Reminds me of my PE teacher at school, she used to walk around naked in the changing rooms in front of all the pupils.
Grossed me out to be honest.
AB

To be honest I prefer that to those people who are so scared of anyone catching the slightest glimpse of their naked flesh that they contort themselves into ridiculous positions trying to put their bra and knickers on under a towel. We're all girls, fgs. No one cares.

If this was muttersnet (whatever the German version of MN is) then this would all be perfectly normal. Except for the bareness of Aimsmum's colleague's fanjo.

OMG this thread is so wonderful, pmsl!!!!

Ewww, not pleasant. I recently happened to share a changing room with teen girls who had just finished their swim lesson- they were the complete opposite, and were virtually fighting to get into the loos for privacy.

Should not be trying to read this thread in a very quiet office...

I reckon there must be several candidates for quote of the week on here!!!

Me thinks there was a lot of wine consumed on Mumsnet last night.
Some excellent words have been invented.
One for the history books.

Can't believe this thread. I might have found nudity embarassing once upon a time, but having been through childbirth I couldn't care less any more. If you can't deal with communal single-sex changing rooms, don't go there!

That's cool, foofi, but don't split your beaver anywhere near me, OK?

Agree with foofi. A flash of Labia never hurt anyone.

But surely over-gratuitous flabatheas in your face is not quite what you want to see aftera dip in a pool

This has had me pmsl and greatly brightened up my afternoon!

Especially tissy's dd and brightwell's ds!!!

i have no problem with nudity in changing rooms but i don't see the need to parade around whilst applying your 30 coats of mascara or straightening your hair to perfection. what's wrong with getting dressed first?

pmsl at this thread...... dp has asked what i was laughing so loudly at and i said just some fanny.

Never seen him move so fast he thought i was watching porn...

It would be a good way of finding out whether someone at your gym was a Mumsnetter. Just flash your fanjo at them and then check back to see if you get a mention on this thread.

You would have to wave it about in a distinctive way, though. So that you could reliably identify your fanjo-flashing among the others on the thread.

It could evolve into a Mumsnet variant of the Masonic handshake.