To not want to see right up someone's fanjo in a dressing room?

[VoluptuaGoodshag]

I'm fine with communal changing rooms, in fact I prefer them to squeezing into a single cubicle. But am I being a total prude when at the gym, after drying off, one female who is facing everyone, puts one leg up on the bench (she is totally naked btw) and starts larding body lotion on!! You could see her entire flabathea, not just the hairy bits.

I only said 'lezzer' because I know it bridles

I'm in that kind of mood this evening. Really, I ought to do the washing up.

Ah, Agatha Christie's last novel (unfinished):-
'The One O'Clock Turd'.

LOL, at dogging being the next step from changing room nudity, and some bloke drying his todger with the hand dryer.

Aimsmum, don't worry about being off topic, I am PMSL, think DH will be on is way into the playroom to see what the screeching is about.

Ohhhhh the tears are streaming down my face at this.

For the record, the woman in question did have a nice figure, was rather hirstute around the flaps and unlike everyone else who was just getting on with getting dried/dressed, she seemed to be gazing around the place.

She also eventually put on a very flowery pair of knickers - a la 70s swimming cap

Aimsmums, I'm sorry, I truly am, but I must ask.

This woman, with the beef curtains, the sausage roll towel, and the esoteric, floating turds ... does her name being with either 'J' or 'V'?

She put her knickers on her head?

PMSL now Desi. No they were very colourful, pinky orange I think, with huge white flowers all over them

Ha ha!

I'm now reading the second post on this thread by myjobismum:

'probably wouldn't have bothered me personally - however I think she should have been more respectful to others there and at least put her pants on!

It would seem not, in this instance

Well it was a relief. Big pants to hold it all in I'm thinking

Were they toweling too?

I can always remember sharing a house with a South African girl who wore the same, more disturbing was that she also used to steam iron them too, apparently to kill any insect larvae that may have been layed in them whilst they were on the washing line. That's OK in SA, but Jersey?

Well I've heard it all now

Ahem, laid, not layed.

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I am ROFLing at this thread!!

Haven't laughed as much in ages!!

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And the thing was Volumptua, it was always when myself and other house mates were about to eat, why?

Off topic again, her bedroom was next to the sitting room, and we always knew when her "rabbit" was out of the hutch, as the TV reception went wonky and we had to bang on the wall.

No, I don't believe I do, Aims

Flame me (shit), but I just thought she might be called Jan or Val

Don't persecute me because I've no idea why those names popped into my head. And I've known perfectly lovely wo .....

I'll wash up now, shall I?

This gets better and better. ROFL at rabbit out of hutch

Am LOL at this thread.

It's the human body fgs! We've all got one. You lot are amazingly repressed.

Never mind (as they say in the classics), it's all part of growing up and being British.

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rabbits, floaters, this thread has it all.

desi - norty girls get spanked.

I'm all yours, baby!

welliemum is all grown-up and liberated

... either that or she wears flowery pants and was at voluptuas gym earlier