To not want to see right up someone's fanjo in a dressing room?

[VoluptuaGoodshag]

I'm fine with communal changing rooms, in fact I prefer them to squeezing into a single cubicle. But am I being a total prude when at the gym, after drying off, one female who is facing everyone, puts one leg up on the bench (she is totally naked btw) and starts larding body lotion on!! You could see her entire flabathea, not just the hairy bits.

Oh, fucking hell, Shiny [gross emoticon]

I was thinking it, just in the fringes of my mind ... those little suburbs where you don't really want to visit.

It's the vision of the rolled-up towel that I can't shake off. In fact, NO!! NO!!! NO!!!

Just to let you know, you have brought tears of laughter to my eyes with your comments, thanks for brightening up a dull evening everyone!!

An inch away???? Where the hell were you, Aims? Doing press-ups?

Lezzer

lololol @ op

I do not like communal changing rooms. Always some oddball

rofl @ aims

notjustmom - why else would a woman WANT to flash her fanjo?? It's obvious really .

hey aims, maybe she had thrush, all that rubbing

Already said that NJM.

We have lesbian mumsnettters you know, and I'm sure they would be quite shocked to think that some unbalanced folks think they go around deliberately flashing their fannies!!

Or maybe they would just laugh at the absurb-ness of those who think so..

Some people are just laid back tis all it is!! And they are NOT usually the ones with the perfect figures in my experience, either!

I suppose a friendly compliment is out of the question, you know, just to break the ice?

"I like your brazilian", or "Nice fanjo you've got there", or something like that?

god this thread is making me pmsl it is exactly like this at my gym women flashing their fanjos everywhere but the ones who really annoy me sit drying their hair butt naked in the hairdryer bit which is on the way out

1. someone else has to sit on the stool after them
2. it is the first thing you see when you walk into the changing room

why why do they do this???????

ooh I can see all the way up to your tonsils love

Maybe they have naturist tendencies? Cos for them it's not a sexual thing is it...

ahem....you lot do realise that most of you came out of a fanjo, right?

yes yes but I'd rather not look back iyswim

Unbalanced folks???

Flashing your clit is not an unavoidable hazard of removing your swimsuit. In my 42 years on this planet, I don't think I've ever accidentally displayed my fanjo meat to anything other than the object of my desire

Anyhow, to think that it's offensive to suggest lesbianism is to somehow suggest that there is something wrong with lesbianism.

Changing Room Etiquette : Nudity is fine. Split-beaver isn't.

And the real exhibitionists should find another outlet for their hobby, such as dogging.

it is not hard to conduct oneself with a little bit of decorum

pmsl dnb

I'm not frightened of fanjos. Everyone's seen mine anyway (and I shall, if you like, put a photo of it in my profile so none of you miss out...) THough people who walk around naked scratching their ringpieces are a bit off-putting.

I'm not frightened of fanjos. Everyone's seen mine anyway (and I shall, if you like, put a photo of it in my profile so none of you miss out...) THough people who walk around naked scratching their ringpieces are a bit off-putting.

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