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To not realise I was saying this wrong...

562 replies

HelloBunny · 19/11/2022 21:50

Stopped on the street today by a lady looking for a shop. She asked for the nearest “Shrov-Ski”.
Explained further that it’s a jewellery shop. I eventually cottoned on that she meant “Swaa-Rov-Ski”
Bit like “hyper-bole” with me as well... (until I heard it said on the News!) And the name “Beat-Rice”.

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Benjispruce4 · 20/11/2022 16:24

@Jyn That reminds me of Chester drawers 😀

Mummyoflittledragon · 20/11/2022 16:26

Chester draws, surely?

Benjispruce4 · 20/11/2022 16:35

Surely what?

Benjispruce4 · 20/11/2022 16:36

Oh draws! Yeah obvs . Sorry I missed that.😂

LadyEloise1 · 20/11/2022 17:15

I thought it was Lockitan Blush

Benjispruce4 · 20/11/2022 18:10

No it’s Loxy-tahn .

midsomermurderess · 20/11/2022 19:04

Many years ago a Scottish news programme was covering the recovery of The Scream by Edvard Munch, pronounced Munch as in eating. Maybe a bit snooty to laugh but it was funny. And an English sports reporter pronouncing Tannadice (Tanna dice) in Dundee as if it were Italian, bringing some unexpected glamour to the city . You just don't know what you don't know sometimes.

MistressoftheDarkSide · 20/11/2022 19:42

This has been a fascinating thread that I’ve actually learned a lot from despite being heralded as a bit of a wordsmith ☺️

My contributions are:

Only a few years ago I made my Mother fall about when I read out the word “gaol” as “gay-ole” ….. I was in my 40s and didn’t realise it’s pronounced “jail” - as in - well, jail.

The other one that confuses me is archipelago. Is it archipelago or ark - ip - el - ago if you see what I mean?

And I was irrationally irritated by a Picasso presenter the other day over the pronunciation of Todmorden …… lived close to there for a short while, and remember the locals pronouncing it Tod- Morden” but this guy kept calling it Tod - moor - den and it just sounded so wrong!

MistressoftheDarkSide · 20/11/2022 19:43

Podcast presenter. Not Picasso. Damn you autocorrect.

KirstenBlest · 20/11/2022 19:46

@MistressoftheDarkSide , I did wonder.
I don't understand how Tod-Morden and Tod-moor-den differ.
Isn't it TODD-mer-den

MistressoftheDarkSide · 20/11/2022 19:51

Yes, I was trying to emphasise the TODD then the Morden all being sort of Mudden - you did it better !!

Mamette · 20/11/2022 20:03

In school studying English poetry for my inter cert ( 👵🏼 ) I can’t remember the poem, but it was maybe by Siegfried Sassoon. A WW1 poem anyway. Set in Ypres.
I recall our English teacher announcing that she couldn’t be doing with French pronunciation and during our discussions the location would be known as WIPERS.

KirstenBlest · 20/11/2022 20:17

TODD-mud-dun it is.
I couldn't get over the Goorick castle location of I'm a Celebrity. It's Gwrych - one syllable.

LadyEloise1 · 20/11/2022 20:23

Mamette · 20/11/2022 20:03

In school studying English poetry for my inter cert ( 👵🏼 ) I can’t remember the poem, but it was maybe by Siegfried Sassoon. A WW1 poem anyway. Set in Ypres.
I recall our English teacher announcing that she couldn’t be doing with French pronunciation and during our discussions the location would be known as WIPERS.

Few on here would know what an Inter Cert is but I do 😂

Yeepers indeed !!!

LadyEloise1 · 20/11/2022 20:24

Wipers not Yeepers.

midsomermurderess · 20/11/2022 20:30

Wipers is what the English soldiers, the Tommies, called it so in studying WWI poetry, there is a certain authenticity to it.

Changechangychange · 20/11/2022 20:32

JoBrodie · 20/11/2022 15:45

I would like to submit "Bouygues" for consideration. A French company - I saw signs for them near where I worked and eventually rang them and asked how to pronounce it.

Bweeg, by French people. Did not see that coming ;)

About 30 years ago I was trying to buy a pack of large tights and the shop assistant triumphantly returned with the ones I was after and told me that they were "grobe", which they were, but it's not a B but a double S: Größe

Jo

Grösse just means “size” in German…. as I am sure you know since you provided the Wiki link, but if she happened to bring you large tights it was through luck not judgement.

BooksAndHooks · 20/11/2022 20:35

feeona123 · 19/11/2022 22:24

What about Moët?!

I found out how to say it after winning a competition with them….when I saw it no one knows what I’m on about 🤣🤣

It’s pronounced with the t as it is Dutch not French. When I was 19 I was in the Savoy hotel for a valentines meal. I had a waiter try and embarrass me by saying “you mean Moway’.

CaptainMyCaptain · 20/11/2022 20:42

midsomermurderess · 20/11/2022 20:30

Wipers is what the English soldiers, the Tommies, called it so in studying WWI poetry, there is a certain authenticity to it.

They had a newspaper called the Wipers Times.

SaladBarNanny · 20/11/2022 21:49

Tangled123 · 20/11/2022 12:26

I thought the spell in Harry Potter was Ass-e-oh until the Goblet of Fire movie came out. AK-e-oh still doesn’t sound right to me though.

I always thought it was atchio before the films came out. Italian style cc as in Gucci

Luckycatt · 20/11/2022 22:49

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates 😊

Arrrrrrrrrr 😂😂

Luckycatt · 20/11/2022 22:53

heidipi · 20/11/2022 01:07

I’ve confessed this before on MN but had seen ballache written down and thought it was maybe something French I didn’t know the origin of, and pronounced ba-lash.
Never made the connection with “a complete ball-ache”. Sounds much more glamorous my way…

😂 I'm going to use your French version from now on. Much better.

AlwynAllWin · 20/11/2022 23:21

Someone mentioning studying English reminded me of a high school English teacher telling us about "synecdoche", and pronouncing it sin-eck-doch (with a ch as in loch). My friend discovered he was following the York Notes guide, but he should have checked if he didn't know! My mum (a former English teacher) laughed when I mentioned it in passing!

Should be sin-ECK-duh-kee!

JoBrodie · 20/11/2022 23:41

Changechangychange · 20/11/2022 20:32

Grösse just means “size” in German…. as I am sure you know since you provided the Wiki link, but if she happened to bring you large tights it was through luck not judgement.

Fair enough, it looks like I should have picked "Groß(e)" and not "Größe"?

Small, Medium, Large = Klein, Mittel, Groß
large size(s) = große Größe(n)

I think it's a forgiveable error :)
Jo

sashh · 20/11/2022 23:47

makenomistake · 20/11/2022 09:57

What about the shoe shop "Schuh"?

My youngest pronounces it "scer-huh" and is adamant they are correct!

My friend's grown son always pronounces the group ABBA as separate letters ie "A, B, B, A". He sounds ridiculous but won't change his pronunciation, because everything else gets said like that, ie "B, M, W".

ABBA is an acronym.

By definition a word is formed from some of the letters in a phrase, usually the capitals. So NASA is an acronym, as are several programming languages (well third generation languages BASIC, COBOL).

BMW and FBI are initializations so are pronounced as leters.

MNHQ why do you call the initializations on here acronyms?