AIBU? I look unkempt.

[minouminou]

well, am I?
c'mon, then, i can take it.

yes
absolutely

Yup!

Isn't it funny how one can't be kempt?

Any more than one can be gruntled, illusioned, or mayed. And you can't mantle something, either.

you can't be couth, either

yes

go have a wash

And you don't rail an argument/plan/train, or feel concerted.

To quote 10 Things....
'I know that you can be underwhelmed and overwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed?'
'I think you can in Europe!'

Can't you have a concerted effort though?

oh stop trying to out-clever each other you farking ponces

Imagine that UD.

I left the house, looking very kempt. I was in a fine mood, gruntled with the neighbours, who are fabulous.

I was feeling very illusioned with the fine work of our fab government and quite mayed by the clean streets and lack of litter.

When I got to work, I mantled my new desk.

Ponce? Moi?

Your just pissed 'bout your thread.