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To ask why the Fanjo microbiome is such a diva?

7 replies

ZealAndArdour · 13/11/2022 11:15

Yesterday at work I spoke to three patients with rip roaring thrush infections. All miserable and uncomfortable. Got them sorted.

Today I have woken up with thrush and want to cut my fanny off.

How did the mere suggestion of Thrush send my fanjo spiralling into its own acidic temper tantrum? Did I empathise so empathically that I’ve somatised a yeast infection?

OP posts:
Timeforabiscuit · 13/11/2022 11:20

Congratulations! You've successfully manifested thrush! Your inner goddess truly knows no bounds!

dontgobaconmyheart · 13/11/2022 11:33

YABU for not just using the proper terminology but not for hating thrush.

I am fortunate not to have only had it once, after a long bout of antibiotics but can get a UTI seemingly just by thinking about one and have to be very careful in order to avoid them.

melchim · 13/11/2022 12:48

dontgobaconmyheart · 13/11/2022 11:33

YABU for not just using the proper terminology but not for hating thrush.

I am fortunate not to have only had it once, after a long bout of antibiotics but can get a UTI seemingly just by thinking about one and have to be very careful in order to avoid them.

What's the proper terminology?

Sparklingbrook · 13/11/2022 13:02

I’ve never had it but worried this thread could have somehow infected me now. ☹️

ZealAndArdour · 13/11/2022 13:24

Timeforabiscuit · 13/11/2022 11:20

Congratulations! You've successfully manifested thrush! Your inner goddess truly knows no bounds!

I think my powers of manifestation need some refinement.

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StarCourt · 13/11/2022 13:26

i only have to think about the dreaded T word and BOOM

MuddyBadge · 13/11/2022 13:29

melchim · 13/11/2022 12:48

What's the proper terminology?

This poster objects to "fanjo", this being a Sunday and all. Sorry to hear about your FanJoanne, OP.

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