To have not got my butter?

[Icelandbutter]

A mate of mine went to Iceland and didn't bring me back any butter as requested. It's the best butter in the world and I'm marginally annoyed I've missed out on decent butter. Aibu to declare them dead to me?

your post made me think of this bit from Gavin & Stacey

"I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring."

The country or the supermarket?

@SummaLuvin 😂 it's a slow fucking day

Iceland the country

Aibu to declare them dead to me?

YANBU

Hold a fake funeral and giver her friends and family butterless sandwiches at the wake.

"I'm not being funny Stacey, but you wanna get a life. What you said just now was really boring."

I know.

I Can't Believe It's Not Better...

Scrape her off (preferably with a butter knife)