Is this your man? lock him up! (lighthearted)

[JazbayGrapes]

Really, here is this guy, standing shirtless, smoking, looks like Jamie from Outlander.

🙄

Can't see him

The only man I can see at the moment is the poor bloke from the council doing a thankless task of trying to sweep leaves.

Only one I've seen is the IT manager heading in the opposite direction to where all the computer users who have been unable to log in this morning are. The official line will be that he's in the server room - I suspect he's hiding in a broom cupboard somewhere in the hope we'll forget what he looks like.

The ony bloke I can see at the mo is DH and he definintely has his shirt on (Thank God)

That don't impress me much, oh oh ohoh!

I just looked out my window and saw a man in the distance walking the dog on the beach. It's my dh, I can tell by his lollaping walk. What's he doing up so early on a bank holiday?

The only male I can see through my window at the moment has four legs and is wearing a fur coat as it sniffs round the garden.
However, if there was a toned and shirtless bloke out there instead then I would be dribbling from both ends.

The only man I can see if my DH and he doesn't look a thing like Jamie. Jamie has hair for starters.

I'm actually very perplexed at why he's out, no point ringing there's no signal on the beach. The dog is old and tends to sleep late and likes an evening stroll.

My DH has just taken the bins out. Pretty sure he is wearing a t shirt and seriously hope he is not smoking.

If he's a smoker you can keep him. It's hard to think of anything more repulsive!

let's hope it's not this smoking man

I can see DH tippy tapping on his laptop.

He isn't a smoker, but he is looking sad & coughing into a tissue, which is nearly as attractive.

Possibly missing the point... but why is he just standing around shirtless at this time of year?