Beasts on the loose

[BorisIsaSpider]

There is a report in my local rag about a beast on the loose, some sort of big cats. I think it is nonsense noone has ever photographed one, let alone captured one. They are like ghosts and poltergeists, figments of people's imagination

Could be bison...

Are they bisons? Drinking all the poisoned water?

it is possible for them to be big cats that have escaped from private collectors as there was a fad for owning these cats and if one escaped and you didnt have the correct license to keep one you wouldnt report it missing

I thought this said "breasts on the loose" and was expecting a different type of post.

I saw the Bison on the news.

Haven't there been big cats on the loose for years?

Bison.

Definitely.

Do not approach, especially if you have fruitcake with you.

This isnt a Bison

Sometimes cats can look really big from a distance but saying that a few months ago, I know I saw a big cat.

It was twice the size of a moggy and black all over. Stalking through a field.

My partner was with me and she saw it too.

Where do they go then?

No idea! But since I live in the middle of nowhere and there are miles upon miles of farmland and fields, I’m sure they can hide somewhere

Tiddles! I wondered where he'd got to.

Another here who was expecting something about going bra-less... 😅

It"ll be a bison heading to get its oven chips from M&S

Do you live anywhere near Baskerville Hall?

Is it a sea serpent in disguise?

You wallabycareful about what you suggest.

Someone posted in one of the local Facebook groups a photo of a cat in a tree, and asked ‘what species of wild cat is this?’.

The owner replied. British shorthair, apparently.

We have deer where we live, I see them very rarely. I don’t know where they go, but it doesn’t mean they’re not real.

I misread the title as "breasts on the loose" 😂

There's been provable wild / feral lynx all across the UK (provable because they've been shot!) meeting one of them on a dark night would be quite big enough for me, thank you very much.

There's a stretch of road near me that I've heard come up a few times with big black cat sightings.

Someone I know had quite a close sighting of one there that took her totally by surprise. It just seems so strange, but she's also just not the type for hysterics or lying.

I am back, wouldnt their remains be found somewhere. Do they not die of old age or hunger?