Give advice to the poster above you, wrong answers only

[TerfQueen]

Inspired by so many posts here lately where the replies are utterly batshit and wildly presumptive, give the poster above your terrible advice!

Extra bonus points if you can turn their question / AIBU into a personal attack, whilst deriving totally speculative presumptions from the little they’ve wrote.

I’ll go first.

My next door neighbour would like to plant some flowers along our boundary line, AIBU to let him plant the flowers? Husband says he prefers the neat lawn without flowers along the edging

You need to shower at least three times a day and wash the offending armpit every half hour. The whole town can smell you.

My problem... People keep walking past my house. I'm sure they are up to no good. Should I phone 999?

My amazing son has written a play about ancient philosophers AND secured a local theatre to stage it with an arts council grant. I am SO proud, even if it is just family and friends and the mayor and a minor royal who go.

Anyway I think some of the other Reception mums are being a bit arsey about it at pick-up and his old nursery friends have all but dropped him. AIBU to be paranoid?

The other armpit obviously! And dont dream of showering. Doing the "wrong" armpit, will impact positively the other one. I would have thought you would have known this already. Basic stuff.

I dont want to travel, but DH does. Advice please.

Go LC with these people. Christmas is a time for family and is Jesus's birthday. A small thimble of sherry suffices,; clearly the FIL needs to go to rehab before Christmas, so act now.

With MIL, insist she buys only Waitrose and write down all timings for her. Then be sure to arrive by 8am on Xmas day so you can supervise and give your expertise.

@PuttingDownRoots YABU. Why did you move somewhere that other people walk past? I think you should get a grip and invite them in

@lightand LTB!!!!

LizTrussIsACylon · Today 11:50
My MIL wants us to spend Christmas with her at her house this year but her Christmas dinner is always over cooked and FIL always gets pissed. How do I get out of this?

the food ready cooked
bring plenty of wine get pissed and tell them what for
and play charades

@PuttingDownRoots My problem... People keep walking past my house. I'm sure they are up to no good. Should I phone 999?

have you got a nerf gun?
or a catapult?

Why not get an airfryer though?

Who let Andrew out?! Back to Pizza express with you!

Just skimmed your thread and not rtft but I will say this. It's not going to end well for you op. I to tried many times to get my cat to sing and dance. We used the best theatre school within a 100 mile radius of the house and after 6 years the closest we got was the cat saying he was just pooping outside for a fag, but dh insists I had misheard and i must admit we never heard him talk before or after so now, any he has smelt of cigarettes or bought a pack to my knowledge so now I'm doubting myself. Your just gearing up for money down the drain and heartache.

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Update. Apologies I just read your thread and the updates.

I don't mean to drip feed but the people walking by are wearing black and write stripe tops, masks and carrying sacks marked "LOOT".

You need to get him involved in after school clubs to make friends in different groups! Badger watch, Polly pocket enthusiasts weekly, allotmenteering for the under 7s. Stop being abusive, spend time with your son and most importantly, LTB

Wow thanks pp I see it all now, I have ltb and phoned the OW’s work.

No, don't worry - it's not you at all, his friends are just a bit busy what with one of them winning the Nobel Peace Prize, another getting an Oscar, three of them getting knighted and his best mate winning the Turner Prize for his installation 'Messy Bedroom'.

Sorry, wrong person. YOU need to consider whether you are a narcissist, haven’t you even invited them in to share your mn chicken? There’s a cost of living crisis you know!

And you must let the builders use the downstairs toilet otherwise you will be responsible for any UTIs they may get in the future

You are so obviously E in this scenario OP. You sound entitled and batshit and I bet you have already booked the helicopter and landed it in coconut tree. Honestly I am not surprised everyone hates you.

15 minutes is plenty of time to sneak men in, take drugs, have sex get pregnant and get drunk. The parents thinking of leaving 2 girls for 15 minutes at night need reporting to SS. Keep your daughter away from these people. Maybe their daughter could live with you, she clearly needs to get away from her parents before they cause damage to her health.

This! The reverse is so obvious 🙄

Please help:

My child won’t hold eye contact, doesn’t really laugh or engage, totally non verbal. I’m getting really worried, I want to have them assessed, does anyone know how I go about this? As not to drip feed, Ds is 2 weeks old on Sunday.

E are you crazy, where did you learn your ABCs it obviously p...

now my question

He aha te taima nb I will be checking

oh! so you can afford to waste a potato can you?! Well aren't you the bloody lucky one...there is a cost of living crisis don't you know!! So entitled.

@nzborn 🙏for you.

😂😂😂

@TerfQueen Specialist boarding school?