Will Liz Truss outlive a lettuce?

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Will Liz Truss outlive a lettuce? 'Probably not' says former Bank of England economist

Liz Truss will "probably not" outlive the shelf life of a lettuce, according to a former member of the monetary policy committee of the Bank of England.

news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-tory-mps-had-heads-in-their-hands-after-liz-truss-meeting-labour-tells-government-to-go-back-to-drawing-board-on-economy-12593360

I'm finding Kwasi being canned and Liz's prospective shelf life damn funny!!!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0

I say not 🥬 😂

Where is the lettuce coming from? Lidl or M&S?

I vote no 🤣 that lettuce will emerge victorious.

It would be funny if her decisions hadn't had such a terrible impact on the economy and individual's financial situation. If/when she goes there has to be a general election surely???

My lettuces don’t last more than 2 days, so I’m thinking she might outlive the lettuce, but not a pack of organic carrots.

Depends if it's in Boris's fridge.

It was a quote from a former BofE economist so probably not Lidl. Waitrose, maybe.

No then. Especially not if it's stored carefully and unopened.

🤣🤣🤣

🤣 I don’t think Boris knows what lettuce is… maybe he thinks it’s the name of a girl he once had a fling with? Or at a push, one of his kids?*

*i think one of his kids’ middle names is actually ‘Lettice’, in all seriousness

😂😂😂

Q. What do Liz Truss and the Titanic have in common?

A. They were both taken out by an iceberg.

#Truss #Lettuce