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Is Jacob Rees-Mogg actually on glue?

246 replies

Haffiana · 12/10/2022 11:34

Jacob Rees-Mogg is now claiming that the current economic meltdown is not at all caused by the recent mini budget. Oh no. He blames 'interest rates' and er, 'global factors' and the Bank of England obvs. Oh, and the BBC for daring to ask him questions.

Even given the IQ of the shit show that is the current Conservative Government, who on Earth thought it was a good idea to wheel out this farcical, deluded, mad fucker?

I thought they had firmly sealed Rees-Mogg into a box after his last outburst when he blamed the Grenfell Tower victims for dying because they were stupid. It seems they have let him out.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-63228024

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Discovereads · 12/10/2022 12:51

Rubbishname101 · 12/10/2022 12:44

Anybody else find it fascinating watching what this car crash of a government are going to do/say next. If it wasn’t so serious it would be comical.

The film Idiocracy comes to mind. I am waiting for one of the muppets to announce that we will be watering crops with Lucozade.

CPL593H · 12/10/2022 12:54

HandbagAtDawn · 12/10/2022 11:46

He's the ultimate example of what happens when extreme wealth and privilege combines with sub-par intellect in the traumatic crucible of public school.

You end up with really rich, thick sociopaths.

This. Yes, some great leaders and thinkers went through the same sausage machine but they have tended to be unusual personalities and genuinely very bright, not fogey caricatures.

minou123 · 12/10/2022 13:01

The best description of JRM I've read, was here from MN. I now use it because i think it describes him perfectly

Jacob Rees Mogg looks like a man, who when he wanks off, dust comes out.

😁

Grantanow · 12/10/2022 13:04

He's insufferably patronising to little people and his explanation of the current mess is ridiculous, blaming the Bank, interest rates (as though they had a life of their own), etc., rather than the reckless policy of Truss and Kwarteng.

Grantanow · 12/10/2022 13:04

He's insufferably patronising to little people and his explanation of the current mess is ridiculous, blaming the Bank, interest rates (as though they had a life of their own), etc., rather than the reckless policy of Truss and Kwarteng.

blackpearwhitelilies · 12/10/2022 13:07

What he knows to be true and what he says are not always the same thing, I think. He's hoping enough of the population are on glue so that they'll be deceived. He may find that that is less likely since so few of his Brexit promises have come through for ordinary people.

MurderAtTheBeautyPageant · 12/10/2022 13:09

He’s a useless politician. A peevish little man who’s not half as bright as he thinks he is. But one thing he does very well is demonstrate perfectly how far a plummy accent can take one in the UK.

If he had a West Midlands accent none of us would even know his name.

malificent7 · 12/10/2022 13:12

1950s viewpoints? Don't you mean 1850s?!

Mossstitch · 12/10/2022 13:13

Well his Eton education didn't do much for him as he can't even count to 5...........when MPs were allowed to file past the queen's coffin they were allowed 4 other with them, he had his 4 kids on a school day in their private school uniforms and his wife with him😡

PortiasBiscuit · 12/10/2022 13:14

Who in the name of fuck voted for the man?
Anyone on here willing to own up?

Pedallleur · 12/10/2022 13:15

newnamethanks · 12/10/2022 12:27

His grandad was a lorry driver, or so I read the other day. Surely this cannot be true? Are there special, terribly posh lorries that come equipped with a nanny and a trailer full of Smug? Incomprehensible.

Actually true but a bit more than that. his daughter (JRM mother) married William Rees Mogg, Times editor (she was his secretary) and then JRM arrived

zezzez · 12/10/2022 13:16

LT only pushed him out this morning as he's the only one stupendously obsequious enough to do it.

Whenever you see JRM being wheeled out, you know the situation is desperate.

Mossstitch · 12/10/2022 15:18

@PortiasBiscuit I actually don't know how to vote so hope it's not me done it accidentally🙈😳😂

Pedallleur · 12/10/2022 15:21

zezzez · 12/10/2022 13:16

LT only pushed him out this morning as he's the only one stupendously obsequious enough to do it.

Whenever you see JRM being wheeled out, you know the situation is desperate.

he is the one who doesnt care. He plays an arrogant toff so well and whatever he says I just get a red mist so his words go past me. He is prob v.erudite but not in a good Stephen Fry way.

BuckarooBanzai · 12/10/2022 15:22

I think he's on spice myself! 😂

midsomermurderess · 12/10/2022 15:25

I saw a clip of him doing a pompous recap of collective Cabinet responsibility on one of the morning shows to duck answering a question. He might have had a point, but making it as he did, he came across as the tit that he is. I am holding out for the electorate of North East Somerset delivering me a Portillo moment.

Mummyoflittledragon · 12/10/2022 15:50

He has always reminded me of the Demon Headmaster. I see there is a more recent reboot.

Mummyoflittledragon · 12/10/2022 15:51

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pointythings · 12/10/2022 15:55

This is all the Tories have - a load of gaslighting. I really hope this is the start of the end. I want to see them wiped out into nothing so that they have to start all over again - and maybe learn some humility. no chance

newnamethanks · 12/10/2022 16:11

May your wish be granted midsomermurderess, sooner rather than later, I can't take much more of these pontoons.

newnamethanks · 12/10/2022 16:12

! Poltroons, thank you autocorrect.

Softplayhooray · 12/10/2022 16:17

Simple fact is he's just not very bright and is crap at a job that far more brilliant minds should be doing. A posh voice, money and going to Eton has tricked him into thinking he has something useful to say, and he does not. The end result is reckless, arrogant, clueless and thoroughly unremarkable people like Rees-Mogg running the country - and running it into the ground. We need a GE.

WhatASmashingBlouseYouHaveOn · 12/10/2022 16:24

Haunted pencil! Brilliant 👏 😂

Liz1tummypain · 12/10/2022 16:28

Yes indeed. Calls to mind the time when BoJo was asked the price of a pint of milk and he said he didn't know but he knew how much a bottle of champagne cost.

WatchoRulo · 12/10/2022 16:30

blackpearwhitelilies · 12/10/2022 13:07

What he knows to be true and what he says are not always the same thing, I think. He's hoping enough of the population are on glue so that they'll be deceived. He may find that that is less likely since so few of his Brexit promises have come through for ordinary people.

We can't get glue now, due to Brexit :)