Zippibabes appears to be following me around and trying to engage me in <gulp> small talk

[Twiglett]

AIBU to think she's an evil witch?

Nope, not an evil witch, more of a 15yr old hairy trucker

How rude! Here, Twig - hide behind me. I'll distract her and point her in the direction of Pedants' corner.

god don't speak to her

anything could happen

she's not wearing pants, I bet

zippi is gorgeous btw

I am head of zippi's fan club this week

she is about as far from 15 y o hairy trucker as possible

oh twiggy babe you know you want to..

i am just giving you the chance to practice with me

reads zippi's posts and in my mind "wooo-oh the hokey-cokey, knees bent, arms stretched rah rah rah"

LOL

Far from evil, I think she's turning into a hippy. I'm imagining her sitting there wearing a stripy top and swaying in time to the joss stick smoke as it moves in the breeze.

zippi the hippy

You called?

That's her in the middle there

roffle

ive always been a hippy