I don't see anywhere that the article suggests you dip the bread directly into the butter...
I had reasonably assumed a knife so you can get some butter then spread it on your bread yourself, then add whatever else.
I was annoyed by 'ornamented' - fairly sure the word they were looking for was 'augmented', but these days, who knows.
I don't mind this too much though anyone putting a jammy knife back in the butter would get a slap from me.
I really HATE the 'grazing table' trend, hopefully food is now too expensive for people to just throw disgusting quantities of food across a table and pretend they've done something much more marvellous than...a/ buy lots of food...b/ open lots of packets...c/dump contents on table.