To delete my mumsnet account….

[Sunshine9356]

….because I’m sick of troll threads or reading a rehash of a mumsnet post in a so called ‘news’ article?

Sure, whatever you want.

You don't need permission.

As far as I'm aware it's not compulsory to be here, just leave. YABU.

Flounce out

The only thing more annoying than troll threads are the ones announcing that the OP is leaving. So tedious.

Do what you like

www.mumsnet.com/talk/flouncers_corner

Please stay

Oh I do love a good flounce!

(Though I wish people would do it in the proper topic)

May I be the first to send you the traditional benediction that you don't let the door bang you on the arse on the way out?

No need to delete; it's not compulsory to read or post just because you have an account.

You don't have to announce your departure, this is mumsnet, not a train station.

Snort

Haha, I had no idea Flouncer's Corner was a thing.

😂😂😂

Bye Felicia

Love a good flounce

You clearly haven’t tried to catch a train recently!

Although it’s responses like these that brighten up a Monday afternoon and make me stay!

But what will become of all the devastated Mumsnetters you leave behind, OP?

Won't someone PLEASE think of the Mumsnetters?

Oh, please don't go!

Bye!

You are not the first and wont be the last, what do you want, a medal?

Why do you need to delete it? Just don't bother looking at it and find some other form of entertainment

How could you? What about US????
On a serious note, just ignore the troll threads that's what I do

This is MN, not Hotel California, so you can check out anytime you like but you will never leave. Ask me how I know. 😜

I've been trying to leave for years