I just applied for a job. I don’t interview well, so I need a strong application, and the job was a very good fit for me flexibility-wise, so I put a lot of effort in, and I got offered the job. It took hours and hours. For only just beyond minimal wage. Obviously I filled in the ten page application form, and spent several hours thinking about the questions I answered. Then I went to an interview day, with four forms of ID. The interview was fine, just a bit of hanging around (I’ve had to put in whole days for entry level jobs before, so far, so good). I read everything sent to me pre-interview, researched the company, reviewed my experience and tried to consider what may be asked at interview based on my knowledge of the role and how I would use incidences from the past to answer them. They sent a list of possible questions, and I spent two days practicing answers and trying to think up positive ways to frame ‘I would like to make some money with as little stress and impact on my family as possible’ and tosh about where I see myself in five years and what my goals are (keep my kid alive. Not freeze!). They asked none of these questions.
Ten days later, Then they asked me to submit ID to their online portal (again), for THREE references, and another lot of online portal box ticking.
Then they sent a THIRTY PAGE post application pack for ‘preferred candidates’. (Don’t think I do have the job at all, actually) which required (among other utterly tedious and unnecessary things) a work history since I left full-time application with zero gaps (I’m 44. It took ages and no one will read it, because it’s not at all relevant) my references (again) and another lot of box ticking about criminal records and right to work etc etc (which I have ALREADY DONE. Possibly twice)
Apparently, if anyone ever wades through that and my referees can string two words together, I then get to have ANOTHER interview, where they will check my ID for a third time (which has already been done and photographed in person and submitted online. What they will gain from doing it a third time via teams is anyone’s guess. I can’t imagine). Then there are two training days, probably about an hour to learn how to do the job and the rest mandatory crap. If I make it through them, I can start earning money. I will not make payroll for October, even if I do start on the 10th and don’t expect to see any money until the end of November.
This is for a temporary fixed term contract of 12 weeks. It pays slightly above minimum wage, but very little. I applied in August, and expected to start on October 10, but I think that is very unlikely now. They have just cancelled the training days which should have been next week, and will rebook when they get references, so I can’t book child or petcare, because I don’t know when it will be. I applied because I am broke and needed the money, but it seems beyond ludicrous that a job I am massively overqualified for can require SO much of my time and effort, and so long before I see a penny. For 11 quid an hour for 12 weeks. It’s utterly disproportionate.
I appreciate this is not a high level role. But I am still a person, and my time is HUGELY valuable to me and my child, and that has obviously been considered by no one. Clearly if the job truly requires this lengthy and complex process of vetting of my skill and experience to get, it should not be so poorly paid. And if it does not, I shouldn’t have to wade through it. You can’t have it both ways, employers!