I had a delightful, organic, self-catering, yurt summer break on the Muir of Ord last June, and had the pleasure of sharing a super (I believe the Scots call it sup-per) of battered -can you believe it?- cod and sliced fried potatoes; one of their five a day for most children in the central belt of Scotland I understand, locally known as ch-i-p-s.
The diminutive fierce proprietar Jaki Pickett, was immensely charming, I think. (As we really couldn't understand her accent, which mainly sounded like people dropping cutlery on anvils) but a local explained she was saying she believed most people in positions of power are in fact lizards and she abhorred the institution of Monarchy!
Great fun! We all laughed riotously! All this entertainment and a delightful, ethically defrosted meal for four for only £11 each!
We wished her the best of Royal luck, and tipped her £2, entreating here to make it last, spend it on a local tenement, and not shortbread or heroin.
Jaki's Fish may have lost the support of the Federation of Fish Fryers, but the hake and picked eggs are to die for...get along now before the arsonists do.
:)
PS I overheard a little man in a kilt saying Scotland wanted independence.
You couldn't make it up - It sounds like a sketch by Billy Connoly!
I explained to the gentleman in the queue behind that Scots are a subject people so that just isn't possible. Face like thunder... :(