Just had a phone call on land line. I'm just sat having a coffee so answered it even tho I didn't know the number.
A lovely lady from Microsoft telling me I need to be really worried as someone has gained access to my PC
I agreed she could help me stop these horrible people and went along with her bullshit telling me to do this and that on my PC
She tells me to enter the word 'event' and then asks me what the options are.
She excitedly asks me what it says, she can help me get rid of these awful people gaining access to my precious computer.
What does it say she says.
I say "It says please don't listen to this person pretending to be from Microsoft as they are a cheat and scammer" she asked me to repeat what I'd said.
She then said "f**King lady" and cut the call.
Made me giggle to myself.