Products that dont do what it says

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I'll go first elbow grease window cleaner leave alot of marks

Anything that claims to make your hair, fuller, thicker and all-round bloody gorgeous. None of it works.

Any medication for babies/kids - all utter shite!

Elbow grease magic eraser. Stripped the bloody paint off my wall.

Amen!

Any fake tan remover. Doesn't work. I don't know how these things are allowed to be sold tbh.

Frizz Ease. Not sure whose hair it was tested on but it wasn't wavy hair.

Cough medicine!

Any stain remover.

Olaplex (No.0 + No.3)
Spent over 50quid on this shit because everyone seems to rave about the stuff. Absolute toss. Makes zero difference to my hair. Really bloody annoyed.

Pink Stuff
Too abrasive, causes damage, makes so much mess that leaves gritty residue, goes hard within a couple of weeks of opening the lid and starts growing mould. The epitome of what a cleaning product SHOULDNT be.

Carpet stain removers.
I can show you everywhere my flipping cat has puked.

Anti-ageing or dark spot reducing skincare. No chance!