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Vulva / vagina

87 replies

weebarra · 19/08/2022 22:43

This is lighthearted but I'm irritated!
DH maintains that there is no real difference between the vulva and vagina and argues with me when I tell him there is.
It's very silly. I say that the vagina in the inside part and the vulva is labia minora/ majora. He is totally BU?

OP posts:
LittlePearl · 20/08/2022 00:11

I've just been having a discussion about this with my midwife daughter. Hearing women say they shave their vagina....... WHAT??!

Not helped by shows like Naked Attraction which regularly use incorrect terminology.

Timeforanothername · 20/08/2022 00:17

Pixiedust1234 · 19/08/2022 23:25

Same for me too @Needmorelego . It was vagina and labia(s).

It was definitely vulva when I was at school in the mid eighties.

RaininSummer · 20/08/2022 00:18

What on earth is a 'tentacle hole'?

ThinWomansBrain · 20/08/2022 00:23

it's not his fault he's as thick as shit.
Didn't you realise before you married him?

Maybe there's a Ladybird book you could get him?

ChipsRoastOrBoiled · 20/08/2022 00:25

They must have dumbed down biology classes since my day if it's all just referred to as the vagina now.
Personally, I blame Khloe Kardadhian. She is obsessed with labelling the whole area 'her vagina.'

Pixiedust1234 · 20/08/2022 00:26

Timeforanothername · 20/08/2022 00:17

It was definitely vulva when I was at school in the mid eighties.

There are many many schools. Not all schools are considered equal. Congrats on having a school and teacher that taught you the word vulva sighs

AlternativelyWired · 20/08/2022 00:35

4 holes? 6 holes? Tentacles? WTF??

TheStarsDontShine · 20/08/2022 00:37

Tentacle hole sounds like something from some dodgy manga porn 🐙

Agapornis · 20/08/2022 00:57

donquixotedelamancha · 19/08/2022 23:33

4? Urethra, vagina, anus. There's an extra one? Shit.

The anus isn't a hole in the vulva. Men have anuses too. Some of them are nothing but anus.

It's the urethra, vagina and the two tentacle holes.

Grin I wouldn't mind two tentacles!

You could count the Bartholin's glands ducts (giving lubrication) as two extra tiny, tiny holes.

Geppili · 20/08/2022 00:58

Please can we clear up the tentacle holes, please.

AuntTwacky · 20/08/2022 00:59

MulletsBeGone · 19/08/2022 22:50

Tell him there's no difference between his arsehole and his mouth because shit clearly comes out of both.

Grin
Agapornis · 20/08/2022 01:03

Skene's glands, another 2 holes, makes 6
(Or 8 if you have tentacles)

ChiefWiggumsBoy · 20/08/2022 01:11

Those of you querying tentacle holes - boy, have I got a bridge to sell you!

Toottooot · 20/08/2022 01:15

Quackpot · 19/08/2022 23:34

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bet you can 🙄

VashtaNerada · 20/08/2022 01:29

Geppili · 20/08/2022 00:58

Please can we clear up the tentacle holes, please.

Speak for yourself, I had a shower today 😁

knittingaddict · 20/08/2022 02:00

Needmorelego · 19/08/2022 23:23

Well to be honest no one seemed to use the word vulva until about a decade again. It was always just known as the vagina.
Back in my school days (late 80s/early 90s) when we were taught the names we were taught the outside parts were called the labia.
I don't think I ever heard the word vulva until a few years ago.
So I don't think he is being that thick.

That's weird.

I'm late 50's and I've always known that the inside only was the vagina. Can't remember what we were taught about the outside (either labia or vulva or both) but definitely knew the difference between the vagina and the rest.

Our school was in no way outstanding but at least they got that right.

knittingaddict · 20/08/2022 02:10

ChiefWiggumsBoy · 20/08/2022 01:11

Those of you querying tentacle holes - boy, have I got a bridge to sell you!

To be fair to those questioning it, people have been known to believe some weird and wonderful and completely untrue things. You can't 100% conclude that that poster was being funny. Unless it was you op (I didn't check).

I still need to know what 4/6 holes the other person was going on about.

HirplesWithHaggis · 20/08/2022 02:25

I am still intrigued by the tentacle holes, I admit. I was taught nothing at school and took years to work out, eventually, the difference between labia minora and labia majora, and that both were part of the vulva. But my vagina has no holes. Confused

Needmorelego · 20/08/2022 02:56

@knittingaddict what I mean is at school in formal lessons we were correctly taught the inside part is the vagina and the outside is the labia - but outside of school when talking among friends we would have just used the word vagina. As in someone wouldn't had said something like "I got off with Jason and he touched my labia" - it would have been "touched my vagina". Well...to be honest more like "touched my fanny".

knittingaddict · 20/08/2022 03:09

Well fanny is not saying vagina, so that's not missnaming. I guess fanny could just mean the general area. No idea because I don't use the word.

Needmorelego · 20/08/2022 03:33

@knittingaddict yeah no one really says fanny anymore. Back in 80s though it was more common. I've never used the word as an adult though.

Poppyhopscotch · 20/08/2022 04:21

@AmbushedByCake1 yes, I do and this wasn't a term I remember being taught. I understood the outside part to be labia from my school days. Having seen it on mumsnet and looked it up, I've taught my children to use the correct names.

mathanxiety · 20/08/2022 05:22

Stupid mansplaining.

Of course he's wrong.

mathanxiety · 20/08/2022 05:26

@Needmorelego I was born in the early 1960s and know the correct terms, which were taught both in school and at home. My mum was born in the early 1930s and went to a RC convent boarding school.

Marvellousmadness · 20/08/2022 05:36

Well.
I know you are right
But at the same time
I just refer to my vagina... as a vagina

Not my labia as that word makes me wanna vomit 😅

I feel like vulva is only used by overly woke people. and feminists