to think it strange that DH thinks I bought sea bream and a roasting joint because (take a deep breath before you read this)

[Twiglett]

I'm pre-menstrual

ROFL

ROFLMAO

I am having hormonal surges, I shall now go shopping .. for expensive fish

oh yes indeedy

there goes the oestrogen levels .. look out butchers

Oh no.... hot flush. That'll be champagne then!

he says "you always go a little odd before your period"

well there's odd .. and there's food-shopping

You get even more odd? Blimey!!!!!!!!!!

oy .. chocolate bar ... no

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Marmite snack!

should I admit to having bought cockles, escargots, hellman's mayonnaise and whole grain mustard?

Clearly a dizzy spell!

If I bought snails dh would think I was certifiable, never mind suffering from PMT. You didn't really buy snails, did you? You should see my mouth - it is pursed in a moue of distaste in appropriate Gallic fashion.

I've got my period and I just bought normal things like 6 Cadbury's Creme eggs, a 4 pack of mini Toblerones and a bar of Green and Black's butterscotch.

well the snails are because DS has been asking to try 'l'escargot' for over a year .. and he's tried chinese snails to a big yuk (agree with him there) .. and I just happened to notice they had pre-prepared frozen snails that one just pops in the oven for 10 minutes for him to try for £3.50 which seems so much cheaper than eurostar tickets to Paris

I should get some for ds1 then - to make up for his disappointment in not going to France on his year 6 residential trip (none of them are going - they decided as his is a big year it was too expensive...they are going to experience the culture and cuisine of..er...Lincolnshire instead. Sausages instead of snails... )