What does your husband do that you just find so embarrassing? (Light hearted)

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Had to run away from him today slapping watermelons in Sainsburys. It’s too much. Holds it right up to his ear and gives them a good slap until he finds the right one.

literally married the white version of my dad.

He also very loudly shouted “DO I KNOW YOU?!” When I have him a little hug in the queue… I hate being in public with him 🥲

Mine is the same. I use so much energy trying to make up for his total inability to make other people feel good.

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He has his 'gardening' clothes and his 'car' clothes. He has had the same clothes for as long as I can remember. He's put on a lot of weight when he was ill but they're still loose. Some are literally held together with duck tape. We had a delivery of manure at the allotment and his jacket was under it, he dug it out brushed it off and continued to wear it. I always say he's a cross between Compo and Wesley Pegden from Last of the Summer Wine but he makes Compo look smart. He actually turned up at the office I was working at to collect me in his garden clothes, me looking smart in my business suit talking to some senior staff and he wanders over looking like a scarecrow and gave me a hug.

Mine too. And if i tell him to lower his voice he gets so annoyed!

Shouts very loudly when England score a goal at any football match. I’m dreading Sunday.

@VeronicaBeccabunga your post made me laugh so much...

Once mine is comfortable with someone, he’ll fart. He doesn’t save them up or try to force one out, but if he needs to do it, he’ll just let it go. I just roll my eyes and say “better out than in” to try to cover up the shame by proxy.

He has been known to (playfully) wrestle me to the floor in clothes shops in front of people if he's bored. I know the look in his eye so can stop him in his tracks. He will also pick up any vacuum packed meat in the supermarket and slap it like he's smacking a backside with a wicked grin on his face saying that'll be me soon if I don't get a move on. You'd never believe he was a somber, professional man.

Anyone else single but reading this for pure entertainment purposes?!

This is something my Autistic daughter does

@VeronicaBeccabunga I wouldn't call this lighthearted, I'd call that exceptionally rude on his part

Yep!

I found that really hard to follow? What happened?

He sounds thrillingly sexy

He sings and dances to music whatever shop we are in!
We live abroad and despite him not speaking a word of the language he puts on a stupid accent when he is speaking to someone else! I always ask him why! He knows he's doing it! But can't help it 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

He has no social skills whatsoever so when we are with friends he just drones on about stuff. He doesn’t seem to notice that he talks 90% of the time. Anyone else would think I’d best shut up now and let others speak, no not him and it’s all poncey stuff to try and look knowledgeable when he’s the dumbest person in the room.

That is very interesting- DH is a music teacher.

100%

Recognising the bliss of my life right now

My husband greets people on the phone with "Hi! Hello!" As though he's either forgotten he's already greeted (hi!) or he's testing which will be your personal favourite greet (offering a hi! And a hello! Just in case!) I HATE it and it makes him sound so poncy and ludicrous.

I'm absolutely fascinated by the thread- half of which I find funny the other horrifying- some I consider ltb territory . Fascinating that we all have such different scales of acceptable / embarrassing behaviour

My DH does pretty much all of the things mentioned in the pps. He also goes to sleep at dinner parties. He’ll just vanish and someone will find him asleep on the sofa in another room. He’s not even old.

This was an adored male relative rather than my DH, and was a fully-fledged adult but, oh my word, I cringed if I was ever out in public with him.

One of the things he did regularly was when walking past any store security cameras, he would stand and dance, wave and generally be a bit of a loon. And then pretend to walk away, but quickly run back to the camera, jump up at it, and shout “boo” very loudly. I tended to carry on walking, hoping that no-one would realise we were together, but he would then call my name really loudly, “LazyToad, don’t leave me, don’t leave me!” in a wailing voice.

When we are in restaurants and the waiter brings him the card machine, he puts it upto his ear and says hello, pretending it's a phone.

It's not funny at all, it's embarrassing, the waiter/s find it ridiculous but fake laugh to be polite and he think they find it funny so continues to do every time.

This one made me snort-laugh!

I see my husband in so many of these. God I love him 🥹

So much.
But some of these are far worse.
I dare say I do loads too