Secret confessions thread

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Okay, so, we all have these thoughts; things we know we DEFINITELY are being unreasonable about and yet we can't help but think them.

This is that thread. A chance to say whatever you want judgement free. You know it's silly, you know it makes no sense but it's how you feel. Feel free to share! It might make me feel a little less crazy.

I'll go first...

My best friend gave birth to twins today and I am INSANELY jealous. Simply because I want twins. I know it's stupid, I know I likely won't even have twins but I want them so badly and now she has them. I feel like she's stolen the twin dust and there will be none left for me!

Like I said - just somewhere to post how you're feeling consequence free

My mum had Alzheimers and she died of lung cancer, which was only discovered after she blacked out and fell down the stairs. I console myself with the fact that she was unaware of the cancer, and that she died before the dementia got too awful.

I have been happily married for 20 years and having an affair for 20 years.

I believe (strongly) that I am gay but I have no idea what to even do with that, so I carry on as normal for DH and DC.

When I was around 13-14 I used to knock on doors with my friend with a donation form thing and pretend I was doing something for charity but instead I’d spend the money they gave on wkd and cigs.

i absolutely hate myself for this even 15 years later

I never feel guilty when away from my kids for work, I wish it was longer. I dream up excuses why I can take one day later than planned just so I can sit in a hotel room in peace.

I totally misread that and thought you had your arse hanging out of the window!

I have a work crush on a man 30 years older than me..I don't know if he's married or has a partner etc.

Even in junior school, at age 9, I knew that Deb-OR-ah, was pronouncing her own name wrong.

@LadySilence I live in a two person household, and have known the person for 30 years. There’s no quorn allergy. For Quorn read - any random meatless “mince” product.

I don’t cook randomly for people and dice with their potential deaths, but thanks for turning a secret confession into a thing 🙄.

I’m an allergy sufferer myself, with epi pens in easy reach each day.

I succeeded in several areas where sibling failed.
Not to outdo sibling, but it happened anyway.
This and other reasons made sibling despise me.
Sibling is jealous but has no reason to be as sibling is successful. I can see sibling’s hatred just below the surface, but sibling thinks they hide it supremely well. This secretly delights me, I don’t know why.
I’ve never told anyone.

I have a crush on Priti Patel.

I'm addicted to tales of human experiences. Often I pretend to care just to get people to tell me their stories. If I'm honest with myself it's a kind of voyeurism, albeit not necessarily sexual.

@JustlookingNotbuying I could've written your post. I fantasise about how I could "disappear".

Is it Bucket pronounced as Bouquet?

ANiceBigCupOfTea I am so sorry for what you have been through

I'm turned on by the thought of having sex with an animal but would never do it for obvious reasons.

people aren't buying it though.

I've heard this a few times and it's always from somebody who is glowing with health from all the time off work, and is well enough to argue that they need to be off work on full pay for another month (at least).

maybe that's my confession. Long covid. 9 times out of 10 it means I am a lazy article.

I salute you

I wish the people who fired me and then lied to try and stop me from getting unemployment would die horrible painful deaths...instead of living in luxury like they are..

I've fallen in love with my best friend...the first girl I've ever loved that way....but she's married and straight (as I thought I was)...so that's that.

I deliberately don't manage my chronic health condition as I don't want to live past mid 50s. The World is cluttered enough and I've contributed nothing of note to the human experience.

I think pet ownership is selfish ecologically and cruel ethically, yet all the vegans seem to have pets galore. I accept its my opinion though, I don't mention it aloud.

Shameless placemark

When I was about 10 we visited my mum’s cousin’s family and I took one of their DDs 7” records. For 40 years I have felt guilty, I dread all family get togethers in case it comes up.

My BIL was widowed last year and I don’t want him to ever meet anyone else.

Start "accidentally" breaking things.

why secretly?

I always think those posts about 'how old do I look' involve posters who have been scorned.

To which I say, bring it on!!!!!!!

It's really not. It's just good planning 🙂