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The SCAFFOLDERS called today

82 replies

Allthecoolusernamesaregone · 22/07/2022 16:53

This is Post 4, and is in AIBU to follow the others.

Post 1, neighbours nasty builder
Post 2, scaffolding eventually taken - by wrong firm
Post 3, scaffolding back, and then mysteriously goes again.

I don’t expect anyone has followed my previous posts closely enough to remember the details, but the scaffolders’ boss gave 2 dates for collection, one to my neighbour and the other to my husband. Today is neither of those dates.

Fortunately I was in the kitchen and saw them arrive, so they didn’t take me by surprise. I recognised at least one of them from when the scaffolding was put up.

I have been practising my ‘wide eyed innocent look’ in front of the mirror. I am not a competent liar and often my face gives me away if I try. The look was coming on quite nicely, except that sometimes when I glanced sideways at the mirror I seemed to slightly resemble a duck.

Anyway, they knocked on the door

Scaffolders: “We are here for the scaffolding”
(Put on ‘wide eyed innocent face’ )
Me: “Scaffolding?”
Scaffolders: “Yes, it was in your garden”
(lightbulb moment as I remember the few pieces originally left behind)
Me: “Ah yes, it’s in the back garden, follow me, it’s ok you can come through the house”
Scaffolders: (looking at 2 boards and some pole protectors) “Is this all there is?”
Me: “Yes” (slight questioning head tilt)
Scaffolders: “What happened to the rest?”
Me: “Already gone, these bits got left behind”
Scaffolders: ( looking a bit disappointed) “that won’t take long to remove”
Me: “No, should be a nice easy job for you”
Scaffolders: “Hmm - there’s no one in next door”
Me: “Oh, ( shrug of shoulders) probably at work”
Slightly awkward pause
Scaffolders: “Is there anywhere around here to get some coffee?”
(Ah! I gave them drinks and cake last time)
Me: “I’ll make you some coffee”
Scaffolders look happy
Me: “I don’t have any cake today though”
Scaffolders look a bit crest fallen
Me: “I did make some ginger biscuits earlier”
Scaffolders look happy again : “We like ginger biscuits”

Anyway I gave them coffee and biscuits, and they sat at my table in the shade for a few minutes. They were just as funny and entertaining as last time, and were laughing about some ‘near misses’ in their work, which actually must have been quite scary at the time.

They went off happily to take down my neighbour’s scaffolding, and didn’t ask any awkward questions. If they knew about the issue with the second scaffolding company they didn’t mention it.

They were just finishing when I left my house to go shopping, and one came up to speak to me.
Scaffolder: “The boss isn’t sure who collected your scaffolding”
( quickly readjust features to wide eyed innocent face)
Me: “Really? How strange, surely he sent them?” ( getting a bit cocky now)
Scaffolder: “Can you remember what they looked like?”
Me: “No sorry, I didn’t see them”
Scaffolder: “No worries, thanks again for the coffee and biscuits”

He then walks back towards the others and I overhear him say “She didn’t see them - did you notice she looks a bit like a duck?”

That was several hours ago, and I have heard nothing more. Fingers crossed that this is the last I will hear.

OP posts:
JuneOsborne · 22/07/2022 16:55

Bravo op.

Let's hope there's no call for an encore!

Mountainpika · 22/07/2022 16:57

Quack!

JM10 · 22/07/2022 17:18

Do you think it's your surprised face making you look like a duck? 😂

DaphneSprucesPippasClack · 22/07/2022 17:20

Honestly I've been telling my husband your story as it unfolds. That's high praise that is.

AbleCable · 22/07/2022 17:21

Thanks for the update - I have been following all the threads on this!

Mysteryallergy · 22/07/2022 17:21

I remember your other posts😂what a saga! Hoping they didn't really call you a duck though lol

compromisedrambaldifluid · 22/07/2022 17:22

Oh I ran in here! You have great thread titling skills, I always know it's you! Great update.

Did he really say the duck thing though? 😂

CornishTiger · 22/07/2022 17:22

I remember your other posts but didn’t see what happened. Did it get mysteriously taken……ha

mrskatebob · 22/07/2022 17:23

Oooh! Can anyone link the previous threads?

Allthecoolusernamesaregone · 22/07/2022 17:23

Mysteryallergy · 22/07/2022 17:21

I remember your other posts😂what a saga! Hoping they didn't really call you a duck though lol

Well, to be honest he was getting a bit out of earshot when he said that, so I could have misheard - but I love ducks, and have definitely been called much worse in the past.

OP posts:
LivingDeadGirlUK · 22/07/2022 17:24

Ah I've not read your other posts OP and will try and find them tonight, but I love scaffolders, they are usually a great laugh.

RedWingBoots · 22/07/2022 17:24

😂

I like this soap opera.

OP posts:
Maireas · 22/07/2022 17:30

Well. I was thinking that the saga continues, but it appears to be complete now....
Or is it?.

Wheresmywoolyjumpers · 22/07/2022 17:30

I loved these threads - so happy to hear the update! Good on you, OP.

Georgeskitchen · 22/07/2022 17:31

I was following!! The boss will be scratching his head wondering where the rest of his scaffolding went!! 🤣🤣

CockadoodleDoosPooh · 22/07/2022 17:36

I've been following too. Bet boss man will be 'passing' soon to see if he can jog your memory
Practice your duck face

JamMakingWannaBe · 22/07/2022 17:41

He then walks back towards the others and I overhear him say “She didn’t see them - did you notice she looks a bit like a duck?”

You misheard. He said, "She didn’t see them - I'd still like to give her a fuck"

Poppyseed14 · 22/07/2022 17:47

I feel like we need to see your duck face OP!

TrashyPanda · 22/07/2022 17:49

Fabulous

ArmWrestlingWithChasNDave · 22/07/2022 17:53

Another instalment! You couldn't make it up.

Dogscanteatonions · 22/07/2022 17:53

Have you thought about taking up writing OP? You tell a good story

Somethingneedstochange · 22/07/2022 18:05

Are you sure it wasn't more like looked like she couldn't give a f*😂😂😂

RestingMurderousFace · 22/07/2022 18:11

We need a diagram of said duck face 😆

moscow4 · 22/07/2022 18:17

A duck, eh? Hmm