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Left the window open 😭

96 replies

Prettybutdumb · 10/07/2022 00:51

Hubby and I had a little tiff - he paid a compliment to our gorgeous, 2 decades younger dinner guest and it didn’t sit well with me.

Anyway married couple left, short argument started between us and it turned into what I think was the best sex of my life. But as the title says I left the window open (didn’t think to check behind the curtain) and I’m pretty sure we now have to move. I read a thread about naughty neighbours not too long ago, wondered who puts on such a show for their entire street and now it happened to us 😭😭😭

How on earth can I ever leave the house again?

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mizzo · 10/07/2022 08:29

plugee · 10/07/2022 07:40

Wow you had sex with your husband, shocker

On here no one seems to want sex with their husbands so pretty shocking tbf 😀

This made me laugh, so true.

I thought the thread was going to be about an escaped pet bird or a bat coming into the house 🤷‍♀️

Julymakesmecry1999 · 10/07/2022 08:30

Oh. I thought the cat had jumped out of the window or a bat had flown in.

Georgieporgie29 · 10/07/2022 08:32

I thought the title meant you had left the window open on the car and it had rained 🤣shows how exciting my life is

AbreathofFrenchair · 10/07/2022 08:33

I want to know what the husband said about the 20 year younger dinner guest that made you feel uncomfortable but still led to sex?

My friend used to have ex like this that liked talking about younger women he had seen out and about and what he would like to do them while he was having sex with her.

Fucking weird....

PinkPanther50 · 10/07/2022 08:36

NotMushroomInEre · 10/07/2022 01:24

Here's me, reading your title, thinking you might have been burgled

I thought they had gone on holiday and left it open

dawngreen · 10/07/2022 08:42

This made me smile today. One day my fella was walking past a house on a busy main street, and stopped to rest after shopping. He heard a noise looked and saw our local pharmacy guy and his girlfriend getting it on in their under wear with the curtains still open in that room.

Turtleshell01 · 10/07/2022 08:44

Wickywickyyow · 10/07/2022 03:55

Let's hope the husband wasn't thinking of the attractive younger friend whilst shagging you

Shitty thing to say.

littleburgers · 10/07/2022 08:46

NotMushroomInEre · 10/07/2022 01:24

Here's me, reading your title, thinking you might have been burgled

This comment was funnier to me than the thread 😂

AbreathofFrenchair · 10/07/2022 08:47

Turtleshell01 · 10/07/2022 08:44

Shitty thing to say.

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It is a bit but ultimately what he said led to them having sex....

Sunbun19 · 10/07/2022 08:47

I was thinking your indoor cat may have escaped 😀

Moonchair1 · 10/07/2022 08:51

@Wickywickyyow I thought this
he defo was thinking of the younger women, I wouldn’t have had sex just after he complimented someone else…. Strange, I would feel used

SoupDragon · 10/07/2022 08:56

Moonchair1 · 10/07/2022 08:51

@Wickywickyyow I thought this
he defo was thinking of the younger women, I wouldn’t have had sex just after he complimented someone else…. Strange, I would feel used

like the original comment, that is a shitty thing to say. Does it make you feel good about yourself to make the OP feel shit?

Justkidding55 · 10/07/2022 09:03

TeapotTitties · 10/07/2022 00:55

Weird backstory but ok...

Anyway, it's just sex. Don't worry about it.

Exactly. Does she worry it was the other woman that got him in the mood? Not really clear why this is mentioned

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Prettybutdumb · 10/07/2022 09:04

I did think last night I shouldn’t post because MN can be ridiculously and unnecessarily mean.

My husband asked the beautiful young lady if she’s lost weight (I know!). She mumbled ‘I don’t know’ and he almost interrupted her reply to say that he now runs every day. I’m not even sure if he runs every week, so I must’ve had a little eye roll.

OP posts:
NOTANUM · 10/07/2022 09:05

NotMushroomInEre · 10/07/2022 01:24

Here's me, reading your title, thinking you might have been burgled

Me too!

Justkidding55 · 10/07/2022 09:06

Sorry my comment was even more unclear- only because I saw someone mention it and thought I’d missed something. That was not a nice thing to say and I accidentally responded to that not the original iyswim.

Justkidding55 · 10/07/2022 09:08

I’m sure people are just going to be envious OP! 😆😉 xx

peridito · 10/07/2022 09:12

Damnloginpopup · Today 02:32

If I were you I'd wash the sheets and best lingerie and hang it out to dry in full view of the world. Each day. For a week.

Show them young'uns they're no match.

absolutely this^

CallOnMe · 10/07/2022 09:13

The sex thing is fine.
Everyone has sex and unless your windows are completely soundproof it’s not an issue if they’re open. If you’re loud you’ll still be heard with them closed.

BUT…
I think it’s very weird that you think he fancied this younger women, it turned into a spat and then you had what you admit was the best sex of your life!

If I thought my DP was flirting with someone else in the room I would not be having sex with him!

I guess you did it to try and get his mind off of her but do not play those games as you won’t win.

Had this guest left when you were having sex or was she close enough to hear?

EarthSight · 10/07/2022 09:13

Milly2016 · 10/07/2022 05:40

My thoughts exactly. This is one of the most pathetic threads I've read here. Ooh look you've had sex. Give me a break. 🙄

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@Milly2016 Haha XD It does come across a bit like that. I think she should have just gone with 'Omg best sex ever!!' as a title.

Glitteratitar · 10/07/2022 09:18

Prettybutdumb · 10/07/2022 09:04

I did think last night I shouldn’t post because MN can be ridiculously and unnecessarily mean.

My husband asked the beautiful young lady if she’s lost weight (I know!). She mumbled ‘I don’t know’ and he almost interrupted her reply to say that he now runs every day. I’m not even sure if he runs every week, so I must’ve had a little eye roll.

You fell out with him over that? Wow.

Macon · 10/07/2022 09:20

I think the heat is getting to some people on here, because that's the only reason I can think of for the snide comments. Does it make you feel better to be horrible?

SaintJavelin · 10/07/2022 09:22

Your husband should have escaped out of the window.

CallOnMe · 10/07/2022 09:22

If I were you I'd wash the sheets and best lingerie and hang it out to dry in full view of the world. Each day. For a week.

Show them young'uns they're no match.

I assume this is a joke.

If not, then do not do this.
Doing the pick me dance does not stop a man going off with another woman.

If you think he’s flirting with someone, especially right in front of you, then he needs to know that behaviour won’t be tolerated.
Not that he’s going to be rewarded with sex for upsetting you.

waterlego · 10/07/2022 09:25

It’s never occurred to me to shut the windows before having a shag!