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Left the window open 😭

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Prettybutdumb · 10/07/2022 00:51

Hubby and I had a little tiff - he paid a compliment to our gorgeous, 2 decades younger dinner guest and it didn’t sit well with me.

Anyway married couple left, short argument started between us and it turned into what I think was the best sex of my life. But as the title says I left the window open (didn’t think to check behind the curtain) and I’m pretty sure we now have to move. I read a thread about naughty neighbours not too long ago, wondered who puts on such a show for their entire street and now it happened to us 😭😭😭

How on earth can I ever leave the house again?

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Milly2016 · 10/07/2022 05:55

Impracticalbongos · 10/07/2022 05:46

I would be more concerned they heard the argument. They now know how insecure you are around a younger woman.

True. That's more 'shaming'. They'll be thinking she's a bit nuts perhaps but won't care about the sex.

The OP sounds like a 16-year-old boy who's got lucky for the first time.

TheLadyofShalott1 · 10/07/2022 06:35

FFS Some of you posters are so nasty! I can only put it down to you being incredibly jealous, and that you have very sad lives. But even then I still don't understand it, I have quite a sad life, and a very stressful one, but it doesn't make me or my life feel or seem better, if I kick someone else when they are struggling in any way!

I do realise that the OP here is making fun of an embarrassing, but ultimately quite funny situation, and I do think that her partner was disrespecting her by being obvious about his admiration of another woman, or her assets; so imo an argument was very understandable, and I think at my age I can have some faith in my judgements.

Just grow up you nasty individuals, even if this turns out to be a completely made up story by someone who was feeling bored, so what? It still doesn't warrant your horrible comments.

TheLadyofShalott1 · 10/07/2022 06:37

Milly2016 · 10/07/2022 05:55

True. That's more 'shaming'. They'll be thinking she's a bit nuts perhaps but won't care about the sex.

The OP sounds like a 16-year-old boy who's got lucky for the first time.

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The only person who should feel ashamed in the OP's scenario is her partner - oh, and you lot.

SpinnerOfTheSeeds · 10/07/2022 06:43

The ‘crying with laughter’ emojis are to create a sense of whackiness, are they?

AlwaysASilverLining · 10/07/2022 06:53

At few years ago I had a WFH job and DP worked in an office nearby. He would sometimes pop home for lunch and a bit of nookie. Afterwards once we found one of those little cards from the window cleaner on the doormat “we cleaned your windows today, will call back later to collect payment”. He must have seen EVERYTHING 🤦‍♀️ I’ve paid online ever since and now always remember to shut the curtains!

I doubt the neighbours even heard you OP and even if they did I doubt they care unless it’s to be jealous. Head up and just think of the sex!

Kittykat93 · 10/07/2022 07:04

Wow you had sex with your husband, shocker 🤣

Doubt many people will be stood right outside your window at that time in the morning anyway but honestly no one cares.

Mollyplop999 · 10/07/2022 07:06

I don't understand why you won't say where you live currently? Numerous posters have asked and you haven't replied.

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 10/07/2022 07:08

I thought the cats had escaped or something

Elderflower14 · 10/07/2022 07:09

I'm another one who thought you had been burgled....
As others have said im sure your neighbours aren't in the least worried!

flightofthesevenmillionbumblebees · 10/07/2022 07:16

NotMushroomInEre · 10/07/2022 01:24

Here's me, reading your title, thinking you might have been burgled

I was expecting bitten by mosquitos

Workinghardeveryday · 10/07/2022 07:19

TheLadyofShalott1 · 10/07/2022 06:35

FFS Some of you posters are so nasty! I can only put it down to you being incredibly jealous, and that you have very sad lives. But even then I still don't understand it, I have quite a sad life, and a very stressful one, but it doesn't make me or my life feel or seem better, if I kick someone else when they are struggling in any way!

I do realise that the OP here is making fun of an embarrassing, but ultimately quite funny situation, and I do think that her partner was disrespecting her by being obvious about his admiration of another woman, or her assets; so imo an argument was very understandable, and I think at my age I can have some faith in my judgements.

Just grow up you nasty individuals, even if this turns out to be a completely made up story by someone who was feeling bored, so what? It still doesn't warrant your horrible comments.

Reading the thread and totally agree with this.

why is everyone being so nasty?!!

@Prettybutdumb feel your pain. Happened to me once with dp years ago. Just forget about it, honestly neighbours won’t care, it was just sex, most of us do it

70billionthnamechange · 10/07/2022 07:32

Wickywickyyow · 10/07/2022 03:55

Let's hope the husband wasn't thinking of the attractive younger friend whilst shagging you

He defo was

plugee · 10/07/2022 07:40

Wow you had sex with your husband, shocker

On here no one seems to want sex with their husbands so pretty shocking tbf 😀

WeAreGoingOnASummerHoliday · 10/07/2022 07:41
Grin
crabbitmaw · 10/07/2022 07:52

Strong "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" vibes with this one...

SpinnerOfTheSeeds · 10/07/2022 07:58

crabbitmaw · 10/07/2022 07:52

Strong "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" vibes with this one...

Yes! That crying emoji needs a load of black mascara running down its face though.

balalake · 10/07/2022 07:59

If you were making loud moans, probably the neighbours will think you were watching Rishi Sunak's campaign video!!

TheVolturi · 10/07/2022 08:02

Wickywickyyow · 10/07/2022 03:55

Let's hope the husband wasn't thinking of the attractive younger friend whilst shagging you

Ouch!

schmalex · 10/07/2022 08:02

Is it normal to close the window before you have sex? Never even thought of it.

I also thought you'd been burgled.

sohosoho · 10/07/2022 08:14

SpinnerOfTheSeeds · 10/07/2022 06:43

The ‘crying with laughter’ emojis are to create a sense of whackiness, are they?

That's not a crying with laughter emoji though 😂

Rewis · 10/07/2022 08:24

I thought this was about the couple hearing you arguing about him finding this 20yo person hot.

But it's about fantastic sex. Good for you.

KilmordenCastle · 10/07/2022 08:24

plugee · 10/07/2022 07:40

Wow you had sex with your husband, shocker

On here no one seems to want sex with their husbands so pretty shocking tbf 😀

😂

Dajeeling · 10/07/2022 08:26

Are you still pissed OP?

isthismylifenow · 10/07/2022 08:26

🤔

pilates · 10/07/2022 08:27

So are you saying the younger attractive lady made your husband horny?

Anyway, I’m sure the neighbours didn’t see or hear anything.

Don't worry about it.

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