To still be hoping Johnson doesn't resign

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AIBU to still live in hope that Johnson will not resign. He has masterminded Brexit and the success for the UK that goes along with it, invented a vaccine and most importantly of all knows what a woman is.

If I had my way he would be Big Dog for life.

That I agree on.

Here we go.

Treason might be a start.

Have whatever perspective you want - but if the OP is a genuine human being with a real brain, I'll eat my fedora.

I doubt the OP is a bot due to how young they seem and the fact you can almost hear them laughing they’re having so much fun with their threads.

Boris invented a vaccine? 🙈

No, but Boris, Jacob, and their gang find it hilarious, and can't understand why the herd doesn't agree with them anymore.

Then Andrea Jenkyns complains about being hated, without realising that her boss is determined to stir up as much hate as possible.

What was he doing with his other hand? Was Carrie busy?

You'd prefer a traitor to Boris?
Makes sense I suppose.

Result, we have a but Corbyn post.

How long before Keir's beer enters the fray?

I dread to think what he was doing with his ( world beating ) hands.
They look like a bunch of cheap Richmond sausages on the reduced aisles at the best of times.

Boris ignores all advice that he does not like, surely everyone knows that by now?

Yup, I am a genuine human being, with a fully functioning brain. Feel free to post a video of your snack.

It is very kind of you to say that I am young, but in fact I am sufficiently old that in my demographic I should actually be a Johnson fan.

He did say he was "giving up the best job in the world"

I wonder what job that is if it wasn't being Prime Minster? 🤔 Circus Clown?

Nah, he's giving up his job tending the Downing Street pot plants so he can concentrate on his entertainment business and to spend more time with his many families. poor them

Big Dog 4 Life 😍🍆🍆🍆🍆

Single handedly putting jabs in arms.

OK, I'll admit he's good. But he's still not as good as that former UKIP leader who wrote the Magna Carta, painted the Mona Lisa, built the pyramids, singlehandedly evacuated all the boats from Normandy, and landed on the moon.

Paul Nuttall 4 Top Dog 4 LYFE !!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🐶 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Your last thread was just as boring.

Why did it get zapped?

<listens out carefully for trip-trapping. Just in case>

If I am bored it is because I have a lack of interesting ideas in my head.

😃😃😃😃😃 thank you!!

Agree its a shame, he got Brexit done, when europe was running rings around May and mocking her. He got us through covid with the best response in the old europe. He is bit of a buffoon, but bright and generally you see what you get. I would not trust any of the new new contenders, especially Sunak and his nom dom tax avoiding wife.

This is my favourite post of the thread, well played.

He didn't "get Brexit done".

It's very far from done.

Why are so many people on social media insisting that the next PM needs to be a Brexiteer?

Oh, was that a serious post, I thought it was a joke.