Pets seeing you naked.

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I was talking to a friend about sleeping with nothing on in the hot weather. She said she couldn't do that as the cat would come in the room and see her naked. Made me laugh and think.

Do you let your dogs and cats etc see you naked?

One of our cats did NOT do skin to fur one had to be completely clothed for her to deign to cuddle or sit on you. Short sleeves were just about acceptable but that was it.

One of my three cats will always come and lay on me if I’m nude/just in undies. I think she thinks I’m cold and feels sorry for me 😂

First time I had sex with my boyfriend at his place, I was just about to reach the point of absolute sheer bliss & his bloody dog had jumped on top of my boyfriends back whilst he was on top of me.
That definitely broke the mood, but it was so funny!

Yes, but I won't have sex with the cats in the room. One of them once laid down on DH's legs and it's given me and indelible ick.

Does your friend worry about spiders wiping their willies on the washing?

Ddog sees us naked but not having sex. Nope - I don't want his judgement

The goldfish always gives me funny looks.

🤣🤣🤣

They don't care.

They just think their humans, if a dog, or slaves, if a cat, are very weird.

Least s/he forgets shortly afterwards.

I draw a line at the cat on the bed when I have sex with my husband! She jumps up sometimes the little pervert.

My dogs don’t pass comment if I’m naked. I see My Blobby. They see Princess Grace Kelly. On that basis I should walk round the house naked all the time.

Re the spider - apparently our houses are a hostile environment and they get thirsty, so he's probably happy that it's 'raining'!

DH doesn't sleep naked around the cats now after an unfortunate evening involving claws

My cat used to come into the bathroom and watch me shower.

Dirty little perve.

You know those conversations you never anticipate having, when you first hold your precious newborn in your arms?

Me, to DD aged 3
’DD, please stop letting the dog lick your bum’

DD
’But it feels nice’

we introduced a ‘we wear pants at all times’ rule in our house after that particular gem.

Last 10s of this NSFW clip. 😂

I'm not that keen on the dog staring at me during sex but that's because he jumps up on the bed and is about 3 inches from my face staring into my eyes

I'm convinced he's trying to work out if I'm ok

And my dogs are always on the chair next to the bath in the morning while I'm having my morning bath

Mine used to watch me in the bath: on hind legs, paws on the edge of the bath, staring. Couldn’t lock her outside as she’d just yowl.

She would also come and sit on the end of the bed when we had sex, and watch silently, judging.

I think one of my cats noticed when I lost my hair. She got used to it but at first she looked so alarmed each time I switched from wig to bald and vice versa.
I am vaguely bothered by the cats seeing me naked, just because it might discombobulate them a little bit.

My dog looks bitchy & disgusted when I’m naked, definitely puts his ‘yuk, tone up & get dressed’ eyes on🤣

Wish now I had a dog - my cars are so judgemental. They always are dying of thirst just as I get in the bath, so I hop out to tend to their needs and I can hear them sucking their teeth and tutting whilst noting how I’ve let myself go…

Then of course they see me eating ice cream later and are all “Really? You really want that? Have you considered the size of your hips?”. Bastards, they are!

Perhaps they're trying to put you off your food so that they can eat it instead 😂

My cat watches us have sex.

It could be worrying if you were to believe in reincarnation.
Winston Churchill, Queen Victoria or your least favourite uncle could be watching you through cat-shaped eyes.