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Things you've taken from films that weren't the point

753 replies

DoDoDoooooo · 11/06/2022 18:10

Elsa and Anna's parents were shockingly awful...

Any others?

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haveyoufedthecat · 14/06/2022 20:53

Loads of American shows have a breakfast scene where a massive breakfast with every kind of food available will have been prepared - the character it’s meant for will say they’re not hungry and just grab a coffee and go

EAT THE DELICIOUS BREAKFAST

whynotwhatknot · 14/06/2022 21:02

They never lock their door but when its something important to the plot the door is magically locked

im looking at you Friends

WhackusBonkus · 14/06/2022 23:51

Kione · 11/06/2022 19:20

Beauty and the Beast, Stockholm Syndrome.

Condoning beastiality to boot

WhackusBonkus · 14/06/2022 23:53

Yes PRETTY WOMAN FFS re ignoring of sumptuous breakfasts

WhackusBonkus · 14/06/2022 23:58

Manzana · 11/06/2022 19:42

that time in films runs so much slower than real life, 5 minutes to detonation but the hero swims from depth, climbs an oil rig, swings one handed across monkey bars, stops for a rest while being shouted at and still manages to switch of the timer with one second to spare (Interceptor and others)

Ha ha watched this yesterday and agree

WhackusBonkus · 15/06/2022 00:12

BorderlineHappy · 11/06/2022 22:38

Speaking of Die Hard how sexy was Alan Rickman.

Omg yes. Also as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (if you can tolerate Costner’s blatant American accent.. you couldn’t at least TRIED Kev!!).

Also as the lovely ghost Jamie in the lesser known Truly Madly Deeply.

Less so as Snape

WhackusBonkus · 15/06/2022 00:15

That a ten year old child can master the art of professional-standard drumming in a matter of weeks with no prior experience whatsoever (Love Actually)

SurfBox · 15/06/2022 00:47

That you can go from no dancing experience to professional dancer in 3 weeks as if you have years experience if the guy teaching you is very handsome. [Dirty Dancing]

Sparkalinda · 15/06/2022 00:49

What?! Although I loooove Cobre Kai and yes, Daniel.is annoying and smug in this- I didnt think he was in the original film? He was totally bullied by Laurence surely? What have I missed?!

SunflowerGardens · 15/06/2022 01:07

WhackusBonkus · 15/06/2022 00:15

That a ten year old child can master the art of professional-standard drumming in a matter of weeks with no prior experience whatsoever (Love Actually)

Yes and also, that school Christmas concerts take place on Christmas Eve and not weeks before.

SurfBox · 15/06/2022 02:43

Yes PRETTY WOMAN FFS re ignoring of sumptuous breakfasts

in fairness this was richard gere and julia roberts in their prime, they probably weren't allowed to eat. Same with many actors on us films, that's why they have to skip the big breakfasts.

SurfBox · 15/06/2022 02:48

It's ok and romantoc to be a stalker if you look like Meg Ryan -Sleepless in Seattle.

SurfBox · 15/06/2022 02:54

Pretty sure that in sleeping with the enemy she didn’t flush her wedding ring at home and did a pretty slick job of escaping. He ran into someone in her swimming class that roused his suspicions and he staked out her mother and rumbled her via another coincidence. or something

Her mum looked about 85 and she was in her 20s. Also why would she have being stupid enough to use her real name at swimming?

PermanentTemporary · 15/06/2022 05:47

IIRC in the film she flushed her wedding ring, in the book she didn't. In the book as well I think her mum was physically disabled rather than really old.

suckingonchillidogs · 15/06/2022 08:05

She definitely flushed her ring at home because evil husband fishes it out when he sees something glinting at the bottom. Take it with you/bury it in the sand/hurl it in the sea - so many options, don't flush the damn thing!

Eeksteek · 15/06/2022 08:20

I didn’t think she did in the book. I’m not sure she did use her real name, either. I haven’t read it since it came out though, so I could be wrong. I remember it one was of the first experiences I had where I’d read the book first, and I was surprised they changed it so much. It was such a good story.

I’ve ordered the book to read next week. An actual physical book, as I couldn’t find it e-published anywhere.

scissorsandsellotape · 15/06/2022 08:21

Lurking

Eeksteek · 15/06/2022 08:23

PermanentTemporary · 15/06/2022 05:47

IIRC in the film she flushed her wedding ring, in the book she didn't. In the book as well I think her mum was physically disabled rather than really old.

Wasn’t her Mum blind? She dressed as a man to visit (and borrowed her new squeeze’s name) and her mum had to feel her face to know it was her? Or was that something else? My memory is not what it was!

Bronguin · 15/06/2022 09:08

And the Shire. And Rivendell….

ArabeI · 15/06/2022 10:06

DaveGrohlsMrs · 14/06/2022 15:03

Why in Lord of the Ring didn’t they just get the massive eagle to fly them all the way there and back, would have saved them a lot of hassle and I wouldn’t have lost nearly 4 hours of my life to this awful film!

There are spoof versions of Lord of the Rings on YouTube showing just that.

ArabeI · 15/06/2022 10:13

It's been a while since I've seen any, so I'm half-remembering, but I think Gandalf says something like "Imagine if we'd had to walk all the way!" Cue lots of laughter from Frodo.

Could Sauron, or any of the watchers, have spotted them before they managed to dispose of the ring, quite possibly. Would the eagle have been able to outfly the Nazgûl? Who knows!

ReneBumsWombats · 15/06/2022 10:24

Explanation for the eagles: nerdist.com/article/heres-why-the-eagles-didnt-take-the-one-ring-to-mordor/

It helps to read more than The Hobbit and the LOTR trilogy in order to understand the world building and the rules within that universe. But I don't blame anyone for not doing it. Those other books are pretty turgid.

JudgeJ · 15/06/2022 11:04

PermanentTemporary · 15/06/2022 05:47

IIRC in the film she flushed her wedding ring, in the book she didn't. In the book as well I think her mum was physically disabled rather than really old.

I recall crying out You stupid woman! when she dropped it in the loo and didn't even look to see if it had gone.

GoodJanetBadJanet · 15/06/2022 11:14

@Eeksteek Wasn’t her Mum blind? She dressed as a man to visit (and borrowed her new squeeze’s name) and her mum had to feel her face to know it was her? Or was that something else? My memory is not what it was!

Yes that was definitely Sleeping With The Enemy, watched it recently 🙂
Her mum was blind and yes she did dress up as a man so she could go visit her in disguise.
Turns out it was wise to disguise as she narrowly missed bumping into him at the water fountain as he'd tracked her mum down and was paying her a "visit" at the same time

ArabeI · 15/06/2022 11:25

ReneBumsWombats · 15/06/2022 10:24

Explanation for the eagles: nerdist.com/article/heres-why-the-eagles-didnt-take-the-one-ring-to-mordor/

It helps to read more than The Hobbit and the LOTR trilogy in order to understand the world building and the rules within that universe. But I don't blame anyone for not doing it. Those other books are pretty turgid.

My theories were based on the eagle agreement to bear more burdens!

I did laugh at this on the theories about the eagles link: "Yes, the eagles do help sometimes but it's up to them."

Though it is true that it couldn't have just been dropped in from height. I suspect there would have been the usual struggle/disagreement about throwing it in with dire consequences. Either Frodo losing more than just a finger this time, or a new Dark Lord in the form of Gandalf!