Sweaty patch on seats

[Geordielass1987]

Can we please normalise the sweaty patch on seats when you get up? It always happens to me and I am mortified every single time. Surely others experience this?!

I also suffer with mimge mist, I put it down to being larger and therefore warmer climes down there, are any of you minge misters bigger or is this something that affects all sizes?
I either sit on something if it's a chair that is in the risk category or stand because I can't do the leg shuffle stand up thing, it doesn't work and there's still a patch there.

I'm so glad someone has addressed this, I thought I was weird!

Can someone please explain the leg and side swipe?
I'm a victim too.

As a teacher I also did this . It's those plastic moulded chairs and certain fabrics make it worse ie polyester. cotton trousers are a bit better.

I have no idea what this is. Genuinely intrigued.

I think it’s condensation rather than direct crotch sweat. Plastic seats are the worst for it.

This is why I love mn! It talks about things where you're like it's me I'm weird, then you realise others experience it too. I get so paranoid about "minge mist" especially on a hot day and I'm in a summer dress or something

Totally stealing minge mist btw 😁

Fanny fog
Minge mist

I'm thinking of a name that uses 'condensation' 😳

Don't leave the seat by rising straight up. Instead kind of skootch forward and sideways so any fanny fog remnants are swept up by a leg and hopefully a bit of fabric.

A bit like you are cleaning the seat with your arse. Affecting a slight 'back problem' to explain the peculiar approach can help cover your tracks.

Oh god.

Happens to me too! Thin work trousers are the worst for it.

The way I see it is when you sit down particularly with a bare leg and a short skirt or short you are creating a little triangle pocket of air betwixt warm thighs, hot fanny and the base of a cold, unbreathable plastic chair.
That triangle then creates its own weather system that involves a form of mist/fog/condensation that pools on the seat.

If you cupped your hands over a plastic table, made them airtight and left them there for an hour there'd be a little pool of condensation too. Not sweat.

Condensing Cunt

Cuntdensation

@DorkfromYork 😂😂😂

I don’t think size has much to do with it either I’ve had it being a size 8 and a size 16!

@HairyMcLarie has the physics of it right. It's the same principle as condensation behind thick curtains on a cold winter's night - the curtain/your bum traps a little pocket of warm air, and the moisture from it then condenses as it cools on hitting the colder surface of the window/chair. Colder air holds less moisture. Colder surfaces - like plastic - make more condense. Which should mean it's nothing to be embarrassed about, but...

I'm over 60 and I've never heard of this!

Is this a thing? I’ve never heard of it.

As a woman on their period, this is a worry of mine once a month during the ‘heavy’ bit.!

I have a friend with a beautiful white sofa and every time I visit that is ‘my’ seat. I sit on my coat during this time and although she’s never said anything it must look a bit odd. I also worry when in other’ cars and have to again, sit on my coat!

Since it happens to men too, maybe it's crack condensation?

I generally do a slight swivel in the seat before standing up when I think it's likely to happen. Though that's been another advantage of working from home - I haven't had to sorry about this in two years!

I'm sorry but I genuinely laughed out loud at this.

And yes, the male ego will have thought the combo of him and his motorbike had turned your minge into a drip tray.

Can you get some kind of fabric cover for your work seat? With the excuse that it's more comfortable?

Thank you OP, I thought I was abnormally sweaty!

This makes so much sense. It's not that we have damp sweaty crotches, just hot crotches.

I am so glad to see this. I thought I was a disgusting freak. Yep, plastic seats are the worst. Back in my gym bunny days, I perfected the 'swipe then stand' when getting up from weight machines.
My worst experience was seeing evidence of sweaty crotch after sitting on a motorcycle in a showroom. I had an audience and was mortified.

Always happens to me in the hairdressers, I think depending on the type of material of the chair it makes it more obvious.

I always push the chair in quick and hope that no one realises and it dries quick before the next person sits down.

I don’t know why we feel embarrassed about it, it should be nothing to be embarrassed about. Completely normal and vaginas are self
-cleaning organs.

LOL at all the “is this a thing” comments. Yes it is.

I’ve got a appointment tomorrow and I know I will have to sit on a chair of doom and I’m already embarrassed about it! Why has no one been on dragons den with a solution yet 😂 sort it out minge misters