an Italian restaurant near us. They were busy for valentines, and had clearly roped a family member in to serve.
We honestly felt like we were at some novelty restaurant.
When we arrived they had no record of our booking but begrudgingly gave us a table, threw the menus at us, asked my boyfriend what he wanted to drink and when he walked off without asking me and my boyfriend said excuse me can she order he said "What do you want then" I asked for a wine and he said "don't have it" and went to walk off again until I called him back, he came back and slammed my drink down at my boyfriend and his at mine, he then came back and said "what do you want". We ordered pasta dishes and realised quickly that due tot he business a woman at the hot plate was ladling it from a huge canteen of pasta (literally carbonara sloshed out the pot and onto my plate) and we received them in seconds. My boyfriend's was wrong, so off he huffed to change it (tbh my boyfriend would never ask them to change it, he'd just eat it, but we were so fed up by then he did) we then watched his being made and sitting there for ages until it was brought over by the young man behind the bar, who was quite nice bless him, when my boyfriend had finished he returned and took our plates without a word, then came back and said "desserts", we said no, cause by then we were ready to be out of there, and he came back with two shot glasses, poured some limoncello in and sloshed them at us, then came back with the bill. I went to pay and he said to my boyfriend "Why aren't you paying", by this point we just laughed. I emailed the next day to complain and was told "well it doesn't sound like you will come back so we won't be offering you a free meal".
Honestly, I wish I was making this up. We laughed about it for a long time.
More recently, Wetherspoons (and i lvoe spoons). we ordered a couple of wines, a non alcoholic cocktail for my friend and a refillable tea for the fourth. The girl came over, put the drinks down all at the edge without asking, then came back and gave a mug to my friend (who thankfully knows how to use the machine). she then was collecting glasses from a nearby table and dropped a glass off, which smashed onto my friends shoe. she then COLLECTED THE SHARD OF GLASS off her shoe without a word.
Madness. Both madness, and thankfully we are the type of people to find it funny.
Oh, I just remembered another one! We were in a bar, the boy came after about an hour to ask if we wanted drinks, we said we've ordered but theyve not come, turns out the bar had lost the slip, he came back with the drink sand tequila shots by way of apology but dropped two of the shots down my tights as he put them on. The poor boy literally put the tray down on the table and walked off. We didn't see him for the rest of the night.
Then there was the girl in a tapas bar who didnt tell my frined there wasn't salt and chilli chips and came back over and put salt and chilli prawns in front of her (she's a vegetarian).
I said I would take them as I like prawns and didn't want the chef to waste it, and she told me she couldn't as it wans't me who ordered them.
Reading that written down, maybe it's me!!