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to think that you can't loose 2 stone in 2 weeks..................

28 replies

2shoes · 09/01/2008 15:56

without resorting to surgery.
yet on the front cover of NOW it says that hade goody has

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PestoMonster · 09/01/2008 15:57

She probably had it surgically removed.

Piggy · 09/01/2008 15:57

Perhaps she had a massive poo. She's full of shit at the best of times.

Maidamess · 09/01/2008 15:59

Well if that is the case, she'll put on 3 stone when she starts eating like a normal person again. Then she can bring out another fitness (lipo) DVD to rectify her 'weight gain hell'. And so it goes on.....

FioFio · 09/01/2008 16:00

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ItsNotOnlyTheGoodBits · 09/01/2008 16:06

If it's on the cover of Now it must be true and possible

TsarChasm · 09/01/2008 16:09

Jade? I thought she'd run for the hills never to be heard from again. Why is that girl famous?

bookwormmum · 09/01/2008 16:11

You probably could if you cut your head off . But even that wouldn't weigh more than about a stone.

Impossible - now if it was putting on 2 stone in fortnight, that's perfectly possible .

Shaniece · 09/01/2008 16:24

Has anyone seen Sonia that used to be in EastEnders - she has gone from a size 16 (12 stone to a size 8 (8st) she is in Closer mag (not that i buy the crap read in at the docs) she looks like a different person.

wannaBe · 09/01/2008 16:26

maybe she had her brain removed - oh wait she doesn't have one. .

VictorianSqualor · 09/01/2008 16:40

You could do it, with tons of exercise and not much food. but you couldnt do it healthily

themoon66 · 09/01/2008 16:41

removing Jade's brain would account for a loss of, ooh, about 2 ounces surely?

NAB3wishesfor2008 · 09/01/2008 16:43

Very true, VS. Just what I was thinking.

VictorianSqualor · 09/01/2008 16:48

Also, the quickest way to put weight on??Losing it too fast, she;ll have gained it back in no time.

Tortington · 09/01/2008 16:50

my dh can lose high amounts on atkins. but he always reverts back to being a fattie.

peanutbear · 09/01/2008 16:53

I dont think you could do it in 2 weeks but I ma sure I coud lose weight fast if I had all my meals cooked healthily by a chef or had them delivered

Had a personal trainer also and got paid by the magazine when I lost the weight

and then made more money out of a fitnes video

Alambil · 09/01/2008 20:00

I lost a stone in 2 weeks healthily - it would be impossible to double the loss healthily though.

Izzybel · 09/01/2008 20:09

She's been to boot-camp. DP brought me the magazine back on his way home. Don't usually read celeb mags and I only skim read the article so don't know the details properly. That was my first thought though, "yeah whatever!" She probably hasn't lost 2 stone, it's probably lost just under that and they've just rounded it up, lol. I really hate how so many celebrities bring out these bloody fitness DVDs. They look trim, but the workout seems to have turned them a Jordanesque shade of orange

Milliways · 09/01/2008 20:12

My friend is on LighterLife? (meal replacement plan) and has lost 4.5 stone in last few months. She lost 3 stone VERY quickly, and looks amazing!

I personally could never just live on what looks like gloop!

VictorianSqualor · 10/01/2008 12:46

I really don't see the point in all this "wooah, I'm not only famous for nothing, I can also lose weight really quickly".

I want to say "Ok, well done, now when you put it all back on why don't you try cutting a couple of hundred calories and adding some exercise then you won't be in this place again in three months time because you decided to start eating again"

Stupid people.

OrmIrian · 10/01/2008 12:48

No. YANBU.

What a ridiculous and dangerous idea.

2shoes · 10/01/2008 12:49

seems she went to a bot camp and lost a stone a week!

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2shoes · 10/01/2008 12:49

boot not bot

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SorenLorensen · 10/01/2008 12:51

I've done WeightWatchers (too many times) and I generally lose about 5-6lbs in the first week (I think it's your body going "Bugger me! What happened to all the food?!") but then it drops to 1-2lbs a week (and some weeks nothing at all). I can't imagine what she did to lose 2 stone in two weeks but I can guarantee she will put every bit of it back on again - that kind of reckless weight loss is just not sustainable.

MsSparkle · 10/01/2008 12:58

I don't think she should be on the cover anyway boasting she has lost 2 stone in 2 weeks. What sort of message is that giving out to young people!

I imagine if that were true it can't be doing her body any good at all. Don't they say you should lose 2Ib per week when you want to lose weight.

Tortington · 10/01/2008 15:22

www.jadegoodyonline.com/latestnews.html you need this 2shoes