Mumsnet is "like Al-Qaeda for women", apparently.

[flashbac]

Saw it on Twitter. Well here's a shout out to all my fellow "extremists". And all because we say no to bullshit and won't suffer fools gladly 😉

Yes, that should be pointed out to HQ.

Awful lack of threatening with swords. Not nearly enough dragons either.

Where would you raise the general lack of dragons, Site Stuff? The Doghouse?

A cult you say? Ah, you see I knew there was something fishy going on. All these posters saying stuff I agree with a lot of the time, and reasonably disagreeing with me at other times. No abuse, shouting, or general aggression. I knew it was suspicious.

Did someone call for a dragon?

Shall I go and breath some fire at flouncers corner? I don't go there much but I'd like to do my bit to uphold the MN radical values so

Ooh look, it's improving already

Have cult, with dragons, will travel. Fire breathing is probably mostly AIBU wouldn't you think?

Here be Dragons! Yas. Denus Viperus Forever.

I like to pop up on long-forgotten threads, myself. And eat brains. I could do some general chivvying or encouragement if that is helpful to The Cause?

😃😄

Yup.

Can believe that

One of the most popular AMA on here was a woman who was a washing powder scientist.

Same as AQ

Dragons? we have dragons? oh yes. I'm up for that. Any cult with dragons is a winner IMO.

Twirls
Bring on the non-compliant menfolk. I will make them repent.

Still laughing at the mumsnet flag! Genius.

@DomesticatedZombie

Who was it that suggested Mumsnet be referred to Prevent, again?

Remember, readers, if you stare into AIBU the void for too long, you'll find it stares back at you.

Ooo I have some Prevent training coming up at work,... I wonder what mn-y phrases I could drop in and see if l get taken away!

@flashbac *BewareTheBeardedDragon

The loobrush factions are getting violent.

To be fair, a dirty loo brush is a weapon of mass destruction...*
I thought our weapons were lube and a fish slice? That's all I've been issued, having my Paddington stare training later today.😶

It’s quite a compliment really. Mumsnet should use it in advertising ‘joined for the pregnancy chats…. Stayed for the beheadings’

[quote MichelleScarn]**@flashbac* BewareTheBeardedDragon

The loobrush factions are getting violent.

To be fair, a dirty loo brush is a weapon of mass destruction...*
I thought our weapons were lube and a fish slice? That's all I've been issued, having my Paddington stare training later today.😶[/quote]
I hadn't thought of sex lube and a fish slice in years until in the middle of removing some burned on gunk from the oven last week.

I need to brush up my hard stare and my meaningful sniff could do with improvement.

Isn't it a bit ironic that terrorist groups such as Al-Qaeda are well known for using SM sites such as Twitter??

@timeisnotaline

It’s quite a compliment really. Mumsnet should use it in advertising ‘joined for the pregnancy chats…. Stayed for the beheadings’

careful people, I've accidentally just set my coffee on fire. (Obviously being a dragon I take it with diesel). Sigh. Off to get the loobrush for the cleanup. Then I'll put it in the dishwasher.