AIBU to let the cleaners go after accidentally leaving out a sex toy?

[mortifiedforever]

Came home and caught a glimpse of it on the floor. It was half poking out under the bed. The cleaners have obviously vacuumed the room. Don't think there's anyway they won't have noticed it... I'm never going to be able to be in the same house as them again. So I'm going to have to call it quits aren't it?

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iamsore thanks for the clarification - I am happy to be ignorant of the subject and yes, I probably am a different generation to most on this thread!

I am a domestic cleaner

Seen far worse

Believe me

@IcakethereforeIam

How beadie are they? Could you style it out? Have them round your neck next time you see the cleaner? I'm sure I've seen Prue Leith wearing stuff like that on Bake Off!

To be honest I've seen several of her necklaces that don't look too different to them

I’m another one who wouldn't have known what they were. I would probably put them on your dressing table or somewhere else.
Love the suggestion to wear them as a necklace next time you’ll see your cleaner.

I’m a cleaner, I’ve seen sex toys, I’ve seen dirty sanitary towels that have sat in the bin for two weeks and smell to high heaven none of this bothers me but what does bother me is a massive Unflushed jobby! Can’t deal with them at all, make me heave!

There you go then, send them to Prue, from a fan, your cleaner will see her wearing them on the next series of bake-off, it was just a misunderstanding.

Only you will know!

Wearing them round her neck, I hope.

I’m pretty sure cleaners masturbate too. YABU.

If it makes you feel better my father in law seen one of my sex toys when I left it in the spare room, and he kindly came round to feed our pet rabbit who was temporarily placed in there

Hope he didn't feed the wrong rabbit!

No one cares

They don't care.

Well, like many others here I wouldn't know anal beads if they jumped up and said hello, so perhaps the cleaners would be equally as ignorant?

When I moved house last year they took my bed down and there, on the floor underneath were my nipple clamps.

Slight tinge of embarrassment

YABFU

Why would you sack your cleaner for that?! Grow up, untangle your g-string and either: ask them not to clean in your bedroom; make a joke about it and laugh it off or; pretend it never happened (as I'm sure they will).

I would also tip them for the next 3 weeks as you should have put your toys away before they came over 🤷‍♀️

In the bedroom?