I stole a bathmat once.
It was lovely and soft, the perfect colour for my bathroom and was brand new with tags still on.
I did it out of spite.
It was a holiday rental - advertised as such and a town house in a city.
When we arrived at the agreed time the owner was nowhere to be seen. She finally turned up half an hour late in her massive expensive car and told us that her DC and their friends had used the place the night before and she needed to give it a clean.
It was her husband’s city bolt hole she said.
She kept us waiting outside for over an hour in total and when she had gone we realised that the fridge & cupboards were full of food and there were personal belongings in every wardrobe & drawer.
£150 per night and we felt were intruding in someone else’s house complete with all their clutter and mess.
The most offensive thing was the large photo of the woman and her mustard chino clad husband above the TV.
When I messaged her at the end of our stay to say we would post the key in the box as agreed she asked me to transfer £15 service charge and £15 parking fee as she’d forgotten to add it on.
Well, I forgot to transfer it to her.
I also forgot to empty the bins & strip the beds and for some reason decided to help myself to her new bathmat when what I really wanted to do was break every item in the CF’s house.