To prefer computers to men...

[Reallytired]

*Computers don't leave the loo up and then computely miss the toilet leaving puddles.
*Computers aren't ungrateful and rude.
*Computers don't get pissed.
*Computers are logical and do as they are told.
*You can turn the computer off when you had enough off it.
*The loudspeakers have a volume control.
*computers don't snore.

computers don't leav piles of 'stuff' all over your house when they don't even bloody live here.

ROFL

Computers don't walk into the kitchen when youre listening to something really interesting on radio 4 whilst preparing lunch, change the station to football, walk out & do something else meaning they can't hear the bloody football anyway.

Then walk back into the kitchen, ask why you've turned off the football, turn it back on again in a stroppy grumpy fashion.

Then wander off out of earshot again

Computers also don't ransack your cupboards eating everything in sight, leaving you with nothing to put in DDs packed lunch.

computers don't offer to get up with the baby at 6.30 AM and then insist on having a 6hr nap to make up for it in the afternoon.

Computers can deal with more than one task at the same time

computers don't scratch their bits at the dinner table

ahhh but you cant put your cold feet on a computers back to warm them up in bed

men do have their uses

and a computer cant give you cuddles and kisses when your feeling blue....

And my laptop has never poured me a glass of wine when I walk in the door

well my laptop goes down on me all the time...............

PMSL harley lets not go into hard drive and floppy discs

sorry couldnt resist it