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to be sick of hearing about Sporticus?

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coldtits · 22/12/2007 13:41

I have a 4.8 year old boy.

Anything i (or anyone else) can do, Sporticus can do faster, better, higher, braver, for longer. Sporticus is very strong.

"You're not that strong, are you Mummy!"

No, dear. No, I'm not. I may be fabulous at changing wet sheets twice a night, then cleaning up vomit from your brother without waking you on the other side of the room, controlling you both in supermarkets, making nice food on a budget, spotting that Vimto makes you badly behaved, making sure you have Christmas Presents, convincing you that automatic doors are controlled by dormice, and explaining that we eat fruit to make us do 'normous poos ...

But no, I'm afraid I cannot show you how to do one handed press ups like Sporticus. Sorry, son.

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ALomonderfulLife · 22/12/2007 21:35

My daugter got the Stephanie outfit yesterday and hasn't wanted to take it off!

Funnily I don't mind if she watches Lazy Town as it means I get to watch Sportacus

It's all those backflips, his agility is an attractive quality Nemo I completely agree about the forearms!

No he is not married Lucky woman!

JackieNoel · 22/12/2007 21:39

And more mmm.

MrsGrinch · 22/12/2007 22:10

I think you lot need to get out more!

HappyMummyOfOne · 22/12/2007 22:40

Agree with backflips, could somersault into my stocking any time

XmastimePelvicfloorsandWine · 22/12/2007 22:42

I'd do sporticus

LadyOfTheHollyAndTheIvy · 22/12/2007 22:43

Cor...!
Sportacus.....

LadyOfTheHollyAndTheIvy · 22/12/2007 22:48

i like him better as sportacus though, he looks creepy otherwise.
i think he probo has to wear tight jocks to hold his junk in a bit as it's for kiddies.

LadyOfTheHollyAndTheIvy · 22/12/2007 22:50

here

edam · 23/12/2007 11:56

I hated Lazytown when it was first on, felt far too ITV for Cbeebies (OK, admit I'm a snob). But it won me over and now I too drool over Sportacus's arms. Oooh, the thought of those manly biceps wrapped round you...

Viggoswife · 23/12/2007 14:21

Took DS to Lazytown live show at the theatre. Not sure know if it was the real Sportacus but it certainly looked and sounded like him and I have to admit I do see the attraction. Sports Candy does not get a look in in our house but there are lots of push ups - mainly done in the supermarket or cinema or any other public and awkward place.

We like Stingy in our house and have alot of singing of "Its mine, ALL mine"

ALomonderfulLife · 23/12/2007 21:04

I went to see the live show too, unfortunately it was a different Sportacus but I was still impressed with his biceps!

Monkeytrousers · 23/12/2007 21:09

lol coldtits. DS (3) is into Stephanie and I hope he will be changing for Sporty soon - if they delay Steph's puberty and it's still on in a year!

BananaPudding · 23/12/2007 21:16

Ladyofthehollyandivy, this statement "has to wear tight jocks to hold his junk in" has me absolutely hysterical

821charlotte · 23/12/2007 21:24

What is his real name?

coldtits · 24/12/2007 11:27

MT 'Stephanie' is about 16 really!

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coldtits · 24/12/2007 11:28

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello

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