to force my son to eat lard to stop his wraps leaking?

[coldtits]

He has lost those mahoosive thighs, and now has Boy Thighs. And his largest wrap (and I only have two altogether!) now leaks, gapes, and generally doesn't fit!

Of course you aren't, make sure you give him plenty of crackling too.

I thought you were talking about flour wraps and salads when I read title!

he may struggle with that as he only has 12 teeth. I have warned him I intend to butter all his fruit for a month.

"Mmmm. Nana?"

I was imagining you force feeding your ds to eat tortilla wraps smothered in lard to keep the fillings in - equally as eeew as leaky nappies

wotz - snap !

Cheap sparkling wine is doing wonders for my thighs. Stick some in a bottle for him. With a rusk. Or some doritos.

What sort of wraps do you use?

Hmmm, no crackling. How about lots of double cream?

MAS

so coldtit (FWIW love the name) are wraps the new nappies or summat or has he gone David Beckham?

I use Bambino Mio, they's been fine for about 8 months, but suddenly the bigger one doesn't touch all the way round. I never tumble them

Nappy wraps, people! Nappy wraps.

Although, I could make him wear a sarong. If I want people to say "Oh what a pretty little princess!"

its my age, its great to be old and say

'they didn't have that in my day'

I am 112